Derrick

Name: Derrick Robert Bergeron
Alias: The Fat Guy
Birthplace: The crags of Moria
Current Residence: hearts and souls of his followers
Goons: Thug #1, Thug #2
Enemies: Vegans and Frat kids
Deformonities or Mental instabilities: Male pattern baldness, OCRPGRD, chronic nose bleeds
Known Hideouts: His mom's house
Evil Accomplishments: Stomp dead babies, eat children, Single handedly fooled everyone he knows into thinking he is a run of the mill art student. That he really cares
Favorite Exocution Style: Bear Hug
Biggest Evil Influence: Krang
Unknown Fact: Has a third testicle, it's just superfluous
Quote: "Score one for Christ, kids" "I'm sweaty"