GOLDMEMBER

Name: Johann van der Smut
Alias: Goldmember
Birthplace: Holland
Current Residence: The 1975 Roller Boogy
Goons: The Golden Girls
Enemies: Austin Powers, Foxy Cleopatra
Deformonities or Mental instabilities: His yoowoo was turned into goooooolllddd
Known Hideouts: Dr. Evil's Submarine lair
Evil Accomplishments: Painting men's bits and pieces gold, kidnapping Austin Power's father, Dutch Roller boogy Champion from 1974-1978
Favorite Exocution Style: Shmelted to Death
Biggest Evil Influence: the Dutch, they are all evil bastards
Favorite dessert: Golden Apple Pie
Unknown Fact: Favorite sesame street character is Grover.
Quote: "I like gggooooollllddd" "You like a shmoke and a pancake." "i'm dutch isn't that weird"