Name: Wurzal
Description: Demon swing bowler

Name: Wooder
Description: Relentless pace bowler
Name: Essex Tom
Description: Essex's finest batsman since Ronnie
Name: Winters
Description: The new Graham Hick
Name: Durance
Description: Polsoc's Flintoff and with better hair than Pieterson
Name: Sangster
Description: Wicketkeeper
Name: Bill-bo
Description: Another fine Yorkshire cricketing export
Name: O'dge
Description: Geordie-tastic
Name: Tubby Tommy
Description: His he Ian Austin ?