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John "AssKicker" Wei -- Blissfully mediocre.
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Kevin "blue" Copeland -- Maybe I should camp more.
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Mike "santos" Santos -- Experienced? I'm not experienced!
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Andy "Tequila" Spix -- It's time for me to get an
xbox.
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Ryan "godfather" Averill -- I hate small levels.
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Brian "xxxx" Campbell -- Wait, what are the controls?
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Mike "1234" Parry -- What? I have to play again?
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Mike "evel" Knievel -- Well, maybe just one more game.
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Nory "darknorpo" -- Damn it, where's godfather?
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Matt "paco" Gumbel -- Those all-nighter fragfests are paying off!
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Jessica "mex" -- Heh heh, fragged AssKicker again.
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Maria "mars" Marshall -- Я не думаю что Я люблю эту игру.
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Joe "Atomic" -- My controls are screwed up, I can't move!
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Anna "Shadow War" -- How do you tell which way is up or down?
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Tim "stimy" -- What? No radar?
