Vol III - The killer killz agaun

It was a darc and stormey kite and me was scared. So i inveted som off my freinds around:

Koray, K Ris, Sole, and Raygun ("RHR"). Reygen arrove 1st and brute along his Pink Cdee. I had my Britney Spars SeeDee so me and Regin had a sung alang. The rast of "the Gang" arrived. I started playing my crappy DOS games that suk nutse holes while mt frionds witcheed.I had almost "clocked" this kool game from the 1950's involveing a colorful character called "commander Keen", When all of a sudden, i heard a some scary noises koming from the garage. Becuse i was too fat to walk to the garage i sent regon to investigate while i went and eight four pies from the kitchen. Regan returned wif my cute kat "scooter" that i do stuff wif i shouldn't.

"It's alwrite, It's just the kat," Rogan said. Regan didn't relizse that the "killer" was rite behind him. I was frozen in shock, I tried to tell to him butt i couldn't get wordz out. Me and the others quickly looked away as Round Head Regan turned into NO Head Regan. I quickly ran for my life but tripped over my own phat feat. I was a goner than i remembered i was still holding a sweet delishouuusssch (drooling noises) bar. It was either my life or my choc bar. I chose my life, (only cause i had enother choc bar in pocket) I jabbed the chcolate bar into the "killer's" Stomach. This didn't seam to do anything. Then all of a sudden, Britney spears came on the Cd Player. The "killer", even though Britney's lyrics are nice to listen too and prety catchy, didn't seam to like the music.

"I God somebody help me!!!," the "killer" screamed as he jump out window. I was safe from the "killer" for now. But who know's when he could strike!!!

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