It was a scary,darc and stormee night. I had invited all my friends upto my Gramdma'a hous for "The Annual Once a Year Halloween Shindig".

Grandma's house was convenently situated on top of a huge mountain above cloud level. There wa no power or telephone.

Kyle and his gay partner"Gregory" arrived.
"Where do you want the keg," Kyle said.
"You brought a keg, what sort of beer?" I asked asked with a smile.
"Beer? Who said anything about beer, its lubricant for me and gregory," Kyle replied.

Next came Koray, Chrus, shuawn, Saule, two moari twins called "Ben" and "daniel".

We all sat in front of the fire to keep warm, That's when i noticed Kyle and Gregory were gone!

After a small discusion who should be first to investigate there wearabouts and most likly be kiiled by the "killer" first. We decided RHR because we hadn't actually invited him,(he snuck in the window) and nobody likes him.

Regan went off into the shadowy upstairs of the mansion, Shortly afer I could here faint screams.
"What was that?" asked Cory.
"It sounded like regans head being cut off and bouncing across the floor," I said.
"Oh no, Everybody knows that the black people always die in these sort of story's," Yelled Ben as he ran out the front door.

"Dont worry guys I'll go up stairs and find them all," Super Brave Sual said. Little did he no that he was next inline for the killing.(Evil Laugh)

It had been two hours since saul left and I was getting hungry. So the "gang" decided all to go upstairs together to the kitchen.

It was hard work getting up those stairs, now i know how "Edmond Hilary" felt. I got to the top and had to rest before going on.
"Listen, I think i heard something," Said Shaun. Shaun Farted.
"Ha hahahahhahaahahahhahahhh, very funny," Cory said sarcasticly and pushed shaun down the stairs. Shuans body twisted and turned down the stairway and then his head hit the handrail splitting into two.

Oh no Cory was the killer!!!!

"yes, craig i am the killer," The killer said pulling of his Corey Mask. He must have somehow killed Cory and switched with him - I thought to myself. The killer quickly took care of Chris and the others. It was just me and the Killer. I quickly ran down the staircase steping in shuawns blood. I got to the door, with the Killer close on my tail. I couldn't get the door handle open due my big fat hands.
"Prepare to Die, you fat piece of shit!!"Said the killer who looked adzactly like the Killer of Scream. That's when i remembered the keg of lubricant, it was still next to the door. i opened the tap and the lub flowed out all over the floor. The killer ran towards me, i quickly dived out of the way. The killer slid on the lub just like i planned and went flying through the door. I looked out the hole in the door. He had fallen through the clouds to his doom.

Or did he survive????????