Battle Plan  (as proposed by the EELS)

Target: Osama bin Laden, a.k.a. the "Arab Assassin" Crime: Pissing off the free world Plan of action: Outlined below

PLAN COMING SOON...PATCH HAS A WACK ASS GRAPHICS PROGRAM. HE REALLY REALLY WANTS ADOBE PHOTOSHOP OR EVEN PAGEMAKER. UNTIL THEN, HE HAS TO SETTLE WITH SECOND RATE SHIT. SO HOLD YOUR DAMN PANTS ON UNTIL I PUT IT UP HERE. THUS SAYETH THE MAJOR...

Operation: Osama bin Dover