Maynard's Dick


It's all an open center.
Opens up and lets the wind lift him away.
It doesn't have to feel water, let's just embrace the feel like that.
Kinda like the way you're breathing, I kinda like the way you keep looking away
Would you like to glide on...slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick.

There's a shyness found in reason
Apprehensive influence swallow away
You seem to feel abysmal take it Then you're careful brace for sure
Kinda like the way you're breathing Kinda like the way you keep looking away
Would you like to climb on... climb on my six inches and go down on Maynard's dick.

Took you out in the back of the toolshed
Put it right on top of your forehead
Took you out in the back of the toolshed
Now you know what you're fuckin' with...Maynard's dick.