The Disclaimer

This will be the only disclaimer we issue, unless the file is hosted on another server by another...er...host. Anyway, here goes!

We are not, and do have any connections with, Orgy or Rammstein. This site is purely made to poke fun at the poor bastards. We do not profit from any fan work we are doing, and we frankly do not care. No one from any of the bands we are using has visited our site, at least, not to our knowledge, so anything they may have "said" in stories, profiles, or otherwise, did not come straight from them. Nothing in any of these stories actually happened unless we are on Mars, so don't get any funny ideas. Finally, if you find anything offensive on this site, please refrain from visiting or e-mail Porcelain/Blaine. Thank you, and enjoy your stay!