BIZARRE LINKS

A list of the weird, the wacky and the down right odd. WARNING, many of these links will cause synaptic damage, great offense, and have been linked to

psychological disorders, spontaneous combustion and irritation of the bowels.

Pimpin’ Around.

http://www.pimphats.com/

Here kitty kitty kitty x 2000000

http://www.bayarea.com/mld/mercurynews/news/local/3641496.htm

This evil man has pearls. If you lose the game, you’re the swine

http://www.transience.com.au/pearl.html

send a leningrad cowboys Siber Card

http://www.leningradcowboys.fi/frameset_sibercards.html

What a cool idea for an anti-fur ad

http://www.peta.org/feat/tracibee/index.html

Pity not everyone whose anti-fur has so many brain cells

http://www.nbc5i.com/news/1554685/detail.html

Beware, looking at this will make you gay.

http://www.b3ta.com/spidermanwillmakeyougay/

Now here’s a headline for you…

http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/space/07/03/shuttle.grounded/index.html

The astronauts were strapping in and their astro dealer leans in…want some crack, man. And they proceed to spark up a bowl. Huston, we have a problem.

Girls with gun, birds with blasters, heroines with heat

http://www.alex-in-wonderland.com/GirlsWithGuns/Pictures/

"It's all in the wrist", says Jack Meoff

http://www.woodendildo.com

Okay, wot the fook?

http://www.newgospel.org/tableofcontents.htm

HIV positive muppet? You really have to be taking the smeg now.

http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/0711ENTERTAINMENT-LIFE-SESAMESTREET-DC.html

This is much nicer though…aw

http://welcome.to/mytrailerparkpage

Three awesome songs…

First, Internet killed the Radio Star. So true, so sad…

http://www.shockwave.com/content/regurge01/regurge01.swf

It was the Pokeee! They made me do it!

http://www.shockwave.com/content/regurge02/regurge02.swf

All I really want is a fat babe…

http://www.shockwave.com/content/regurge03/regurge03.swf

Now, gamble away to your hearts content, and then watch a cool movie about the poker playing dogs.

http://www.icebox.com/icebox/shows/show_130/viewer_frameset_ep1.html

I weep for the future…
http://www.mcviruss.nl/swf/20427_my_html.swf

Okay, I’m weeping even more for the future…

http://www.toyzz.com/toys.cfm?c=115

Okay, did the World Cup seem overlong and tame. Yeah there was some fouling (Japan held the title of dirtiest team this world cup), but let’s settle this the old fashioned way…
http://www.gamer.tv/page/interactive/3175434.htm

Think you dance bad? Here, have a go with Dancing Paul:
http://www.dancingpaul.com/

Let’s play dress up, but let’s do it Skin Two style. You can make some really rock outfits with this thing, especially with the ‘warrior’ settings.

http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/fetishgirl.html

Jimmy is curious about his growing body. Let it grow, Jimmy, let it grow.

http://www.altoids.com/gonesour/media/curiousbody300.html

Make your own PowerPuff girl.
http://www.nephco.com/powerpuffgirls/ppps.html

Yep, it's another Pie movie from Weebl and Bob. But this time they’re selling stuff.

http://www.weebl.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/b3ta/ad.html

Want some art that’ll REALLY make a statement. Fuck brushes, who needs pens and that when you have an anus.

http://slingshot.to/buttart

You have it all; fame, money, a recording contract, and you throw it all
away to look at kiddie porn?! Now you can throw something back, It's "Throw
Something at R. Kelly"
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/games/rkelly-throw-something.asp

Curious as to EXACTLY how old you are, or, EXACTLY when your next birthday
is? Well, here you go then:
http://www.capoferri.com/howold.htm

And finally, it's game time.

The most Goff Pac Man rip ever! So spooky you’re computer may just explode in a shower of ankhs made out of cobwebs.

http://www.spacejack.org/games/bugs/bugs.html

Everything villainous!!!

http://www.villainsupply.com/index.html

And if you ain't into embracing your evil, try this...

http://www.orisinal.com/games/bubble.htm

You like pie?

http://www.weebl.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/b3ta/pie.html

The voice!!! It's so much fun to smack this raver...a lot!!!

http://www.eneone.com/HOMEPAGE/games/slap-final/SLAP.htm

Sim-Osbournes. Run the whole family around the house to your hearts content.

http://www.mtv.co.uk/mtv.co.uk/en/dynamo/the_osbournes/microsite.htm

Ya can't change shit by ridin' tha fence brutha

http://www.blackmustache.com/ride.html

God, fucking traffic. Sod it, I’m getting this to cruise to work, and if anyone objects, it’s ripping time. This is pretty freaky.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/ebayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1834354455&r=0&t=0

Make your own South Park character.

http://southpark.gamesweb.com/flash/sp-studio.html

Rats and the original rat bag

http://www.raggyrat.co.uk/ratbag/ruck2.htm

Cell phone terrorism?

http://www.phonebashing.com/

They’ll show you theirs, but will you show them yours if you have one?

http://www.showmeyourwound.com/

The most hardcore industrial evil cyber computer case ever…

http://www.eugenesargent.com/case1.htm

The best way to win a penalty in footie

http://www.nononsensefootball.net/game.cfm?id=nononsense

This is pretty pitiful

http://www.xsunderground.com/thechilde/

The random masturbation synonym generator, because you should always know
more than one way to say Wank:

http://www.museumofconceptualart.com/worldwidewank/generator.html

So religion is totally implausible to your kids. Well, a burning bush helped get the whole thing going, so a flaming bible should have your kids thumping bibles and creating weird apocalyptic cults in no time. See, science CAN help religion thrive/

http://www.pick-me.com/specialeffects/firebible.htm

Wow, this cow is like pretty mad at something.

http://www.bestcreatives.com/MadCow.html

A man who just finds so much happiness in everything

http://www.btinternet.com/~b3ta/smile/Smile.swf

These are well worth downloading to your computer even though they take awhile…

This one was freaky and awesome
http://www.shockwave.com/sundance/showcase/ernest_bertram.html

This one made me blub

http://www.shockwave.com/sundance/showcase/horses_on_mars.html

This one just weirded me out

http://www.shockwave.com/sundance/showcase/walk.html

This is probably the best fucking link I have ever seen in my life. This game is awesome!

http://cypresshill.com/game/

Some people bet on horse racing, dog racing, snail baiting, the bounce of a little ball or some cubes with numbers on them. Not me though, mate. GNOME racing! PLACE…YOUR…BETS!

http://www.kabouterrace.com/

The ozone’s gone, cancerous brain polyps are making your hair fall out in untidy clumps, but don’t fret, those few wanky strands that are left can still stave off baldness for a few seconds longer, just look at these blokes.

http://www.combovers.co.uk/

Cute, but soooo fucking HARD!

http://www.slimeball.tk/

Braaaaaynz. Oh wait, shit, no-ones around and I REALLY want to eat some brains. Fortunately…

http://www.brains4zombies.com/

This is like an R rated cosmo article

http://www.cockery.com/

Do women vomit the moment you sit with them? Do they laugh in your face and then jam a fork in your eyeball if you ask them if you could slip ‘em a bit of the ol’ pork sword? There are many many problems, but these geezers may well have solutions for you.

http://advancedmacking.com/

To…much…can’t…handle…cute…factor…bleeeeeuuuurgh!

http://www.exonome.com/fj/phkl/

Hmmm, is this because of the baldness thing? Nerdy bald scientists are envious and want to inflict baldness on as many other species as possible. But oooo! Random Genetic Mutation! Fucking yes!

"Reports are coming in of a giant radioactive chicken that is apparently firing atomic eggs at major cities." Or maybe it’ll go all ‘the Thing’ and start taking over all chickens and then lays little ‘thing’ eggs that take over you when you nosh on them.

I love genetics, removing the parts mother nature and billions of years of evolution have created that we find inconvenient.

http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99992307

He’s a gang-starrrh. This dude is hella bad. Do not dis him or he will cry or something

http://www.fazed.net/humor/sounds/playahaters.mp3

The Buckwheat Boys really, really, REALLY love peanut butter jelly. This song devoted to its joys is well cool.

http://etrata.home.attbi.com/flash/banana.swf

Yeah, Pikapoo, take it like the bitch you are!

http://www.modernhumorist.com/mh/0205/free/

Hmmm, bendy chicks.

http://www.contortionhomepage.com/

You know it had to be done. Star Wars told via Lego!

http://www5b.biglobe.ne.jp/~mbsf/sworde.htm

How cute is this? The war is on, blood will be drawn, eyes will be gouged, hair will be pulled, names will be slandered. DAMMIT! My kitten is soooo much cuter than yours! Now you can prove it.

http://www.ratemykitten.com/?kitten=2986

Domino dementia

http://www.shockwave.com/content/domino/dd.swf

I have no frikkin’ idea what they’re saying but it’s got peewee, DDP doing a weird jig, jesus action figures and whole bunch of other crazy crap.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/content.php?id=45746