Pet fetishes indeed.

For some reason I choose generic male names for my pets.
Ralph the Poring.
Ralphonso the Poporing. (Relative of Ralph, of course)
Randy the Spore
Andy the Smokie.

I would like:
Jerry the Baphomet Jr.
Ralphazar the Drops.
Bruce the Phendark - name conributed by Rogutaan >_> Too bad can't have that as a pet.