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I'm
a major quote
person. I love
'em. Here are
some of my
favorite
quotes, funny
or not so
funny. Some are
from unknown,
um, quote
speaker
people... so if
you know who
said it, tell
me.
"If
at first you
don't succeed,
you're running
about
average."--
M.H.
Alderson
"The
first half of
our lives is
ruined by our
parents, and
the second half
by our
children."--
Clarence
Darrow
"There
are three kinds
of lies: lies,
damned lies,
and
statistics."--
Benjamin
Disraeli
"Plain
women know more
about men than
beautiful ones
do. But
beautiful women
don't need to
know about men.
It's the men
who have to
know about
beautiful
women."--
Katherine
Hepburn
"It's
amazing how
someone can
break your
heart and you
still love them
with every
broken
piece."--
???
"Every
moment one
lives is
different from
the other. The
good, the bad,
the hardship,
the joy, the
tragedy, love,
and happiness
are all
interwoven into
one single
indescribable
whole that is
called life.
You cannot
separate the
good from the
bad. And
perhaps there
is no need to
do so,
either."--
Jacqueline
Kennedy
Onassis
"Love
has no season,
no beginning
nor end. No
rhyme or
reason, to the
way the story
ends. No way of
knowing how a
broken heart
mends. Still we
keep falling,
time and time
again."--
???
"If
love is the
answer, could
you rephrase
the
question?"--
Lily
Tomlin
"Why
is it, that
when we talk to
God we are said
to be praying,
and when God
talks to us we
are said to be
schizophrenic?"--
Lily
Tomlin
"There
is only one
thing in the
world worse
than being
talked about,
and that is not
being talked
about."-- Oscar
Wilde
"Lots
of people want
to ride with
you in the
limo, but what
you want is
someone who
will take the
bus with you
when the limo
breaks down."
-- Oprah
"A
man who has
never made a
woman angry is
a failure in
life. "--
Christopher
Morley
"Here's
to you and
here's to me,
and I hope we
never disagree.
But, if that
should ever be,
to HELL with
you, here's to
ME!"-- ?? (LOL
!)
"I
am trying to
prove to myself
that I am a
person. Then
maybe I'll
convince myself
that I am an
actress."--
Marilyn
Monroe
"If
this is love,
I'll take
spaghetti."--
Linda
Lopez
"All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances, and one man in his time plays many parts."-- William Shakespeare, "As You Like It"
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