Firewall

by Scribe, the Lady Outlaw

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General Disclaimer: Xena, and various other characters are all property of Renaissance Pictures, MCA/Universal, StudiosUSA, and their writers. All rights are reserved to the legal owners, and no infringement is intended. This story is for fun and entertainment purposes only.

Spoilers: Minor spoilage of “GREEKS BEARING GIFTS” and “RETURN OF CALLISTO”. If you have not seen these episodes yet, you should be ashamed of yourself!

Rating: G for All Audiences

Notes: Muchas Gracias to the Dread Pirate Greg of the Gabrielle/Joxer Romantics Society for sending me what I initially thought were the most BIZARRE lyrics I ever saw! Luckily, the story I was eventually to tell pretty much mapped itself out through the song, so there’s no need to make him walk the plank! Thanks DPG - I’ll never grumble about one of your famously weird songs again!

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Firewall, From the Reboot episode Firewall (v3.1.3)
Music by Robert Buckly
Lyrics by Robert Buckly, Gavin Blair and Ian Pearson
Performed by Jane Mortifee

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Fire!!
See it burning in the skies,
A deadly flame that nullifies
Will the city stand or fall?

Fire!!
See it burning in his eyes,
It's the flame that never dies,
Burning brighter than them all.

Like a Fireball.

Which fate is his master?
Which path will he choose?
Success or disaster?
To win or to lose?

Guardian!!

He's a hero to the end.
His code: to mend and defend.
When evil stand to conquer all,
His only hope....

A Firewall.
A Firewall.
A Firewall.
A Firewaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall !!

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      “FIRE!” the Bard proclaimed with a broad, overhead sweep of her hand. “See it burning in the skies?”

Children of all ages looked upward when they heard the dramatic rhetoric of her question, and thankfully saw only the blessed blueness of the firmament above their heads. Relieved, their eyes dropped again to the blonde storyteller in anticipation.

“It was the deadly flame of Greek Fire hurtling over the walls of Troy, catapulted by the army of King Menolaus, come from across the sea to retrieve his kidnapped bride. One after another, flying fireballs of destruction were catapulted over the firewall. Would the city stand or fall?” Gabrielle continued, a hint of omen coloring her words as she delighted in the rounded eyes of her young audience.

She’d had them spellbound with anticipation from the moment she began with, “I sing the Song of Helen, the most beautiful woman in all of Greece!” and she had not lost them yet. Their attention remained rapt from the first explanation of how Paris earned Helen’s hand after judging the world’s first “beauty contest” between Aphrodite, Athena and Artemis, all the way to the day she and Xena had made their mad dash through the Grecian troops to answer the call of the kidnapped Helen.

Surprisingly, whenever Gabrielle told the tale of Troy, she somehow managed to never mention the issue of her late husband Perdicas, or the love story they wove out of the ravages of war together. If she had, it would surely bring a tear to every eye, and cause many a schoolgirl to weep for the fallen hero.

Sitting in the back watching the proceedings were Xena, baby Eve, and Joxer, all listening as intently as the youngsters and enjoying the story just as much. The two adults had to agree that the bard was in fine form that afternoon, and though she never once mentioned his name, Joxer found himself thinking about the slain husband of his beloved, and wishing for her sake that things hadn’t ended as they did. Xena, on her part, never spoke of Perdicas, and Gabrielle did only on certain occasions, but the wannabe warrior thought about him a great deal more than perhaps he ought.

Sure, they’d only met the day before Joxer found himself standing for Perdicas as his best man in their wedding, but Joxer truly had to credit Perdicas with opening his eyes to Gabrielle . . .

* * * * * *

       “Can you help me with this?” Perdicas asked nervously, trying to wrap his belt around himself, but somehow unable to maneuver the leather without losing his grip on it.

        “Here ya go,” Joxer complied with pleasure. He had just met Perdicas, but he already liked him a lot. It helped a great deal that he treated Joxer like a fellow warrior without question, but most of all it was how happy Gabrielle looked that made Joxer like him even more. Sure, he hadn’t known Xena and Gabrielle all that long, either, but he had known them long enough to know that he wanted to fight by their sides forever, and whatever made them happy made him happy. And, the fact that the Amazon Princess was going to be put out of fighting commission didn’t hurt either, he admitted with a goofy grin as thoughts of grandeur as Xena’s new sidekick filled his head.

“Gosh, I’ve never been so nervous!” Perdicas muttered as he finished belting his leather vest down with a sort of half-elated, half-confused look on his face.

“Nervous!?” Joxer echoed in disbelief. “Weren’t you a commander at Troy?”

“Yep. I was in charge of manning the battlements,” he nodded, now looking into a mirror and fiddling with the billowy sleeves of his yellow wedding tunic. “Of course, if you think I’m nervous now, you should have seen me when I looked out over the firewall and saw Gabrielle – the very girl who had jilted me just a year before! – come running through the battle lines of the Greek Army. Never in my lifetime did I ever expect to see her again, and there she was, running through the gates of Troy! I truly thought I would let her have it if I ever did see her again, but now that I had my chance, I found I just couldn’t do it. After so many battles, all I could think of was how beautiful she looked – so confident, and so much more than I ever perceived her to be when we were first betrothed back in Poteidaia.”

“Gabby jilted you?” Joxer gawked at the groom in disbelief, for he had never heard the tale of why Gabrielle had left her home and taken to the road. He had just figured that Xena had picked up the bard along the way for company, and then couldn’t shake her off her trail.

“Yeah, but I wasn’t really much of a fiancé,” Perdicas admitted with a sheepish grin. “I was mad as Tartarus when I found out she’d taken off with Xena, but now I see that we were meant to take separate roads for awhile. We were meant to have separate adventures and gain life experience on our own terms, so that we would never take the other for granted ever again. We’ve seen our fair share of happiness and sorrow along these roads, and now that we are brought back together again, all I can think of is marrying her and taking her home and making babies with her!”

“Ahhh!” Joxer nodded, leering with mock lust at the hinted mention of sex, and Perdicas elbowed him lightly.

“Hey! That’s my bride you’re drooling over!”

Joxer laughed heartily with the groom at his joke, for truly he had yet to see what was so attractive about the bard. Sure, she was cute and all, but she seemed to pale in the shadow of the beautiful-but-deadly Warrior Princess, and frankly, she just didn’t seem to be really cut out for living on the road and fighting battles. Sure, he had to admit that she could hold her own with that Amazon quarterstaff of hers, but the bard did seem far better suited for reproducing than repelling warlords.

Still, he only considered Gabrielle to be “cute” in the way an older brother considers a baby sister to be “cute, though she was actually a lot of fun to be around sometimes – when she wasn’t griping about something, that is. How Xena ever tolerated it, he hadn’t a clue, but he suspected the Warrior Princess was good at “tuning her out,” the way a mother does with her children when they’re all demanding attention at the same time.

Perdicas turned from the mirror, still looking a bit giddy, and reached out to shake Joxer’s hand, “I don’t know if I ever got the chance to thank you for agreeing to be my best man. I really don’t know what I’d have done without your help – I certainly couldn’t have gotten dressed, that’s for sure!”

“Perdicas, I do not see what you are so nervous about!” Joxer rolled his eyes, then said seriously, “You’ve fought wars, man – this is just a little ceremony!”

“When it’s your turn to do this, you’ll see,” Perdicas grinned prophetically. “When you look into a pretty pair of eyes and see forever, you’ll know exactly what I mean . . .” 

* * * * * *

 Gabrielle’s eyes flashed with excitement, calling Joxer back as she worked her way up to the dramatic scenario where jealousy came between two brothers over the love of the beautiful Helen, setting the stage for a climactic ending surrounded by intrigue.

 “Xena and Helen watch in silence as Deiphobus slips outside the hidden door in the firewall, making his decision as he walks away from the City of Troy. Will he betray his brother or stand firm? Which fate is his master? Which path will he choose, success or disaster? Deiphobus chose disaster.”

 Joxer listened on as Gabrielle continued through the tale of war and jealousy, but his mind eventually wandered again to the soldier who had helped defend Troy against such impossible odds . . .

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 “She’s just Gabrielle!” Joxer rolled his eyes again. “You said you were betrothed before!”

 “Yeah, but that was different – she was different. She really couldn’t take care of herself then,” Perdicas tried to explain.

 “Well, she can sorta take care of herself now,” Joxer shrugged in half-agreement.

 “I know,” the groom nodded proudly, his eyes shining with pride and admiration. “I guess I didn’t really respect her before, and she knew it. I really don’t blame her for running off when she did. She had every right to go where she would be respected, and Xena’s helped her become so much stronger. That was something I just could not resist when I saw her again. Gabrielle now commands a certain amount of respect – something she sure wouldn’t have had as my wife before, but she will now. I certainly love her more now than I did then.”

 “Well, good,” Joxer nodded dumbly, not sure what it all meant, but knowing that Perdicas had apparently seen enough difference in the bard to make him not only forgive her for jilting him, but also fall in love with her all over again. The wannabe warrior had never really thought about falling in love, and didn’t know if he really cared to do so now. It seemed to be contrary to the very calling of a warrior, so Joxer had never looked for it, and doubted he ever would.

 Perdicas took another look at himself in the mirror, “So, how do I look?”

 “You look good – what time are Gabby and Xena supposed to get here?”

 “We’ve got a little bit of time yet before they go to the temple,” the groom guessed, knowing the old rule about brides being late to their own weddings. “I’m trying hard not to be nervous that she won’t show up!”

 “Believe me, she’ll be there,” Joxer assured. “Gabby always keeps her promises.”

 As though in answer to his statement, Gabrielle’s giggle was suddenly heard as she and the Warrior Princess made their way past the inn on their way to the temple.

 “Is that her!?” Perdicas asked nervously, leaning toward the window.

 “Hey! That’s bad luck!” Joxer intervened quickly. “I”ll look for you . . . you’re not supposed to see the bride before the wedding!”

 “How does she look?”

 Joxer peered out the window at the two women passing by. Xena was in her usual black fighting leathers, but Gabrielle was . . . well, she was simply transformed! Her Amazon skirt and top had been put away, and in their place was a simple, but pretty, yellow gown that she’d bought earlier that day in the market, along with the yellow wedding shirt Perdicas wore now. Her long, strawberry blonde hair was brushed until it shone beneath the bright afternoon sunshine, and she was blushing most becomingly. Joxer gulped in amazement as he gazed upon her.

 “Well?” prompted the nervous groom.

 “She – she looks really nice, Perdicas,” Joxer stammered, unable to account for the strange effect the change had on him. “Um, she’s wearing her new dress, and uh, carrying some daisies, and um, she looks really happy.”

 “Yes!” Perdicas pronounced in triumph. “I can’t believe I’m finally going to marry her! She has made me the happiest man in the world, Joxer!”

 “Good for you, Perdicas,” Joxer turned away from the window again. “Maybe we’d better give them time to get to the temple before we go, so she can primp or whatever women do. So, uhh, what are your plans after the wedding?”

 Perdicas turned a little red, “Well, um, I’ve got this room paid through til tomorrow, and then I sort of thought we’d head for Poteidaia. My father wants to retire, and it’s about time I took over working the farm for him. After that, I’m going to build us a home where we can start a family of our own. I figure it will be a struggle at first, but I don’t think there’s anything we couldn’t work through together, so long as we did it together.”

 “Wow, it sounds like you’ve got this all worked out!” Joxer replied in semi-awe. Again, such thoughts had heretofore been sacrificed to his eternal struggle to become a good warrior, and though he saw how complicated it was, he wasn’t so sure he didn’t want to be a part of it anymore.

 “Believe me, Joxer, when Cupid’s arrow finally hits you, you’ll feel the same way,” Perdicas said as he put a reassuring hand on the wannabe warrior's shoulder, and Joxer nodded dumbly, unable to reply. A moment later, Perdicas turned a bit somber, and he spoke lowly, “Joxer, it really means a lot to me to be surrounded by people who love Gabrielle so much . . . I know things are going wonderfully right now, but if something were to ever happen to me – ”

 “Don’t say that, man!” Joxer wailed in upset. “This is the happiest day of your life, Perdicas. Nothing is going to spoil this for you, so just sit back and enjoy it. Xena and I will always watch your back – ALWAYS!

 Feeling sheepish again, Perdicas nodded with a forced smile, realizing that what Joxer said was true. He and Xena would always protect their friends, and that meant that if something should ever happen to him, Gabrielle would never be left totally alone in this world. It was a huge weight off his mind that set him free to finally wed his beloved and embark on their new life together . . .

* * * * * *

 Joxer frowned, remembering the moment he heard the bitter news of the death of Perdicas, while Gabrielle related the final fall of the City of Troy. He felt deeply that he had let the newlywed couple down, for he had truly meant what he said. He wasn’t quite sure how he could have kept his promise on that fateful day, for he had assumed all was well after the wedding was over and had gone off in search of the source of a strange booming noise. He’d ended up at a carnival of sorts where a big bass drum led an impromptu band, and he spent the evening telling tales of his “exploits” while the villagers celebrated surviving the attack of Callisto and her prison horde. He didn’t hear about the murder til he was in the next town getting a drink at a tavern, and that unspoken vow to defend the young widow suddenly rose up to be christened in the rage he felt.

 When he joined back up with Xena and Gabrielle, he was shocked to see the light gone hopelessly out of the new bride’s eyes. The once bright blue-green orbs were now dull from two days of crying in bitter grief and utter disbelief, and though she was now eerily calm, he sensed a rage building in her that he didn’t want to see released. So, he had offered to help Xena go after the psychotic warrior queen, defending his right to avenge the death of Gabrielle’s true love as a friend to the couple. Seeing the bard so helpless and angry made him wish hard that it had been himself that had run into the villainess, because surely no one would have missed him in the way Gabrielle was desperately missing Perdicas. And, in the end, he could only do what Xena would let him to help her wrench justice from Callisto’s grip, and while he ended up stabbed, even that seemed too small an act to redeem himself in the eyes of Gabrielle.

 But, ironically, it was such protective thoughts that kept the new image of the bard alive in his mind, and the resulting feelings had eventually developed into the first stages of his admiration for her. And, in a stroke of extreme irony, Cupid’s arrows had indeed come into play in the further development of his crush on her.

 And now she knew how he felt, and hadn’t said a word in return. For months they had roamed the world together, and not once had she said anything more than that she cared for him as her friend.

 That was okay, Joxer decided with a sense of finality. He had promised to defend her always, and he would, and somehow just to be fighting by her side was enough, because he knew then that his confession hadn’t been a detriment to their relationship. If anything, she now knew that even if she never chose another man to love and marry, that she had at least had two men in her life the she knew she could rely on to be a hero to the end, that she could rely on to protect her, like a human firewall around her heart.

 As Gabrielle bowed to a shower of applause and coins from the crowd, Joxer decided with a smile that he would be happy no matter what role he was allowed to play in Gabby’s life, and he ran forward to help his beloved pick up the fruits of her labors.

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