You know you're no longer a kid when...

· Just one peanut butter and jelly sandwich doesn't do it any more.
· Driving a car doesn't always sound like fun.
· The average ten-year-old doesn't have a clue who Bo and Luke Duke are.
· Being bad is no longer cool.
· You have friends who have kids.
· Saturday mornings are for sleeping.
· You are taller than the slide at the McDonald's playland.
· Your parents' jokes are now funny.
· You have once said, "Whatch-you talkin' 'bout Willis?"
· You have owned, and since disowned Michael Jackson's Thriller.
· Christmas starts to piss you off.
· You would rather wear your dirty clothes again, 'cause mom is not there to do your laundry anymore. · Two words: parachute pants
· Naps are good.
· Hitting girls is no longer considered flirting.
· You no longer do the "pee pee" dance.
· You have onced deemed Space Invaders as "The best game ever".
· When you know that the machines in gas station bathrooms don't dispense balloons.
· When things go wrong, you can't just yell, "Do-over!"
· Playboy's Playmate of the month is younger than you.
· The only thing in your cereal box is...cereal.
· You actually buy scarves, gloves, and sunscreen.
· Your idea of fun parties now include Chips 'n' Salsa and Snapple.
· You leave concerts and ballgames early to beat the crowd.
· You WANT clothes for Christmas.
· You don't want a Camaro because of the insurance premiums.
· You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
· You've bought an albumn on vinyl.
· You remember seeing Star Wars when it first came out.
· You no longer do your Christmas shopping at Spencer's.
· Someone says, "My dad can beat up your dad", and you agree.
· Receiving mail is no longer fun.
· You actually choose to clean your room.
· Ten dollars is not a lot of money anymore.
· You own a garden hose.
· You have more than the front door key on your key chain.
· The music you grew up on is now bottled up on a three CD set and sold on an infomercial.
· Malls aren't fun anymore.
· The phone rings and you hope it's NOT for you.
· You watch the news.
· In the morning, you have to stand back 3 feet to take a whiz.
· You resemble Homer Simpson.
· You own jumper cables.
· You know what an "all-skate" is.
· You've ever worn Captain Marvel Underoos and yelled, "Shazam!"
· You pass up Toys-R-Us for a furniture store.
· You remember when Jordache jeans were cool.
· In your fifth grade class picture, you're wearing an Izod shirt with the collar up.
· You know, by heart, all the words to any "Weird Al" Yankovic song.
· The Brady Bunch movie brought back fond memories.
· You've debated the merits of Atari, IntelliVision and Colecovision.
· You remember when the houses on your street got cable.
· You remember when "alternative" music really was.
· You've taken a family trip the old way....in a station wagon.
· You learned grammar from Schoolhouse rock..."Conjunction-junction, what's your function?"
· (for guys) Your dream woman was once a toss-up between Linda Carter and Catherine Bach. (Wonder Woman and Daisy Duke)
· You've had Tab.
· "Wonder Twin powers, activate! Form of an iceberg, shape of a hawk!"
· You've used a rotary dial telephone.
· You actually believed that Mikey (of Life cereal fame) died after eating a whole packet of Pop Rocks and drinking a Coke.
· You catch yourself humming the theme from "The Greatest American Hero."
· You wonder how Michael Knight got that posh lifegaurding job.
· Jelly shoes are no longer high fashion.
· You've played pong.
· You know what an 8-track cassette looks like.
· You start wishing you are younger than you are, rather than older.
· Your old toys are now collectables.
· You have started a phone conversation with, "Hi, is your mom there?"
· You actually pick up dropped ice cubes rather than kicking them under the fridge.