Hi there Shawn the sheep here, ok I am often asked many many questions, most of which can be easily answered, but some of which require more perusing.

But being a sheep I am obviously asked how I can type, well that is easily answered, do you think that anyone as busy as I am types their own stuff, dont be daft, my PA does all my typing.  I just dictate what I want to be typed and my PA types it.

Am I afraid of foot and mouth disease?  No not really you see, ever since the beinging of the outbreak I have managed to hide from the executioners so far but it looks like things have now calmed down a bit so who knows.  Actually I am more afraid of foot in mouth disease, that is fatal.

So the other day I was thinking about what to put here and then I thought wouldnt it be cool to create an online diary, but then I thought that every day I would have to think of something to write here and to be honest I could be arsed with it, so I aint doing it.

The meaning of life

Aside from the fabulous Monty Python film of the same name, this is a question that has plagued philosophers for years. I am no philosopher but I am certain that the answer is 42, it has to be, but dont forget how small and insignificant you are, as is Bill Gates as well I hasten to add.  If you had forgotten please
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