55 Nifty Ways to Enhance One's Greatness

Cool title, no?  Celeste here, with yet another slightly amusing ranting.  Well, I was doing my usual 'net surfing, trying to think of as many ways I could avoid doing homework (there's always tomorrow...) and all of a sudden, it hit me like a sackfull of batteries.  *thud*  Ouch.  55 Nifty Ways to Enhance One's Greatness!  Now all I needed was some pretty words to go along with that bodacious title...  So, I sat, staring at the title, waiting for another ingenious thought to pop into my head.  And *bing!*  Idea!

Sailor Moon is not only the world's greatest show, but it doubles as an example of all that is right and good and tres cool.  The Sailor Senshi, their comrades, and even their enemies can be viewed as role models.  So, instead of my traditional rantings, Kira and I are going to make a list of 55 things that we all should follow in order to enhance each and every one of our collective greatnesses.

*ahem* 1~  Rei's fahion sense 2~  Luna's lectures 3~  Sailor Says 4~  Sailor Moon's speeches 5~  Darien's manners 6~  Amy's study habits 7~  Lita's cooking skills 8~  Rei's scrupulous honesty 9~  Rini's practicality 10~  Artemis' unfailing loyalty to Luna 11~  Mina's unfailing loyalty to "the cause" (any cause...) 12~  Amara's dedication 13~  Michelle's talents 14~  Hotaru's kindness 15~  Professor Tomoe's diverse interests... 16~  the general tendency to lean toward red sports cars 17~  the power of love 18~  the power of pink 19~  Serena's faith 20~  Molly's Brooklyn accent 21~  Melvin's knowledge of yellow inch worms 22~  Grandpa's continuing vitality 23~  Malachite's cape 24~  Alan's apreciation of good food 25~  Ann's appreciation of the theatre 26~  The Moonlight Knight's sword 27~  Rubeus' ability to delegate responsibilities 28~  Catzi's hairstyle 29~  Bertie's outfit 30~  Avery's skill with make-up 31~  Emerald's laugh 32~  Emerald's fan 33~  The Doom Phantom's goal setting skills 34~  Sapphire's devotion to family 35~  Kaorinite's hair 36~  Kaorinite's theory of public transportation  ("Public transport's the way to go.  It reduces smog, reduces traffics jams and all the stress, and lets you catch bad fashion viewing.  Not to mention...new prey.") 37~  Eudial's flair for technology 38~  Mimette's staff 39~  Tellu's love of nature... 40~  Viluy's hair 41~  Cyprine and Ptilol's teamwork 42~  Mistress Nine's outfit 43~  Pharoah 90's good vision (he nailed her right in the back all the way from space, man.) 44~  Tiger Eye's disappearing trick  (I like the flames...) 45~  Hawk Eye's hair 46~  Fish Eye's taste in men 47~  Zircon's ability to take pictures by blinking 48~  Zirconia's magic tricks 49~  CereCere's hair 50~  VesVes' effeciency  (Hey, she had the most episodes out of the four.  Tells you that she was the good one...) 51~  JunJun's outfit 52~  ParaPara's adorible-ness 53~  the whole Amazoness Quaret's pool abilities 54~  Nehernia's outfit

Exhibit A:      Serena has much less of an enthusiastic response to Amy's study habits.

Exhibit B:      The red sports car strikes again.

Exhibit C:      Queen Beryl and the Negaverse are dusted thanks to the almighty power of pink.

Enhibit D:      Unfortunatly, after loving and protecting and feeding and driving the ungrateful brats to soccer practice every day for the past five years, the plants aggressively turn on her complaining that she smothers them and doesn't allow them enough freedom and privacy.  Little does she know that they'll be back from college a few years down the road asking for money and for her to do their laundry.

AND THE 55th  THING TO FOLLOW IN ORDER TO ENHANCE ONE'S GREATNESS 55~  Sailor Pluto's dedication to preserving the reign of the Silver Millennium (because honestly, she's been doing it the longest, and she deserves some kind of credit for that)

Exhibit E:      Poor Pluto.  She's stuck guarding time while all the other Scouts go off and find glory.  However, she has proven to be the wisest and most balanced of the Senshi.  At least, all that life experience added up to something.  If we should try to be lkke anyone, we should any hope to achieve her grandeur.  Yay Pluto!

So, I got off topic a little bit sometimes, but I really do think that if we emulated Malachite's cape: we'd all be better people for it.  Don't you agree?