Makayla
Man, you guys are really getting on my nerves... i mean who can stand up there on stage, talking about penises and vaginas, your sick, i mean look at you, your all fucked up, you should act more like me, i'm hot and responsible.  Chicks dig me.
Paul by day Paula by night
i need some spinach
Logan
RRRRrrrr matey!  I'm popeye the sailor man, i'd just like to say that i'm gay, and if you'd let me i'd like to wrap my toothless mouth around your cocks and brush your pubes for yee!   Rrrr mates...rrrr!
The money shot
Steven
Can you believe this, i shaved my pubes yesterday, and already they grew back about 2 feet long per strand.  Anyway, good show guys, keep up the good work.  Do me a favour, take a magnifiying glass to my picture and see if you can spot any crabs, i tried exterminating those little fuckers but they came back i think.