Throughout time cats have offered me amusement. Cats are just funny. You should think that cats are funny too. Its not that they are dumb,or do stupid stuff all the time. They are just too damn funny. We'll start this page with a statement from Manda:


I trying so hard not to laugh, but then I think of how hard I'm trying not to laugh and thats funny. I laugh at the cat because that cat is so damn funny. That is the stupidest thing I've ever said.


What was the cat doing that was so funny? Nothing, it was just sitting there. Cats do not need to do anything to be funny.


RUN CAT RUN! One night we were outside in the height of one of my polluted moments. I saw a cat so I ran after it all stumbly and retarded-like. Manda screamed "catpoopititus" and I crumpled to the ground, in the middle of the quad no-less, and laughed my ass off until I almost puked, while several people looked on and scratched their heads.


Perhaps an explanation of "catpoopititis" is in order.


One night my brother and his little stoner friend were down in my room. While walking down the hall my cat (Bobcat...how's that for originality?) bit his friend on the toe. When he told me, I told him to watch out because Bob eats his own shit (heh heh, not really), so anyway this kid started bitching about how he would get catpoopititus, causing his toe to turn green and fall off. He also went on a rant about elephantititus, but we won't go into that one right now....


This only proves that when stoners and cats are in the same room entertainment value increases. Wait....I don't think soberness was part of any of these examples....


I named Jimmy's cat skratchitor, because skratchitor is a funny name...heh


Skeletor is a bad idea, especially when he has a quadro-blade throwing axe and a deflector shield. I would say that Skeletor is a pretty bad idea anytime.





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I think I'm sick and I wanna go home...