One night I just could not stop laughing. Manda and I were at Jimmy's house enjoying the usual festivities that come of the weekend. Brett started ranting on something that I had said maybe 15 minutes before, somehow I had already forgotten what I had said and about what he was talking about. So I looked at the lava lamp as Brett still continued his conversation with both me and Manda. I had to laugh because neither of us were paying attention to what he was saying but laughing at the lava lamp.

Then I totally forgot what I was laughing at in the first place, but I was still laughing, but I didn't know why, and that was, in itself, very funny.

Then I looked at Jim, and he is so stupid that he is just funny. I could not even look at him without laughing. I told Manda to make him go away where I couldn't see him, but then he came into the room to fix the door. I almost peed my pants. I kept on saying "get him out of here or I am going to pee my pants," but no one did anything because it was funny that I was laughing so hard that I was going to pee my pants at Jimmy who is not funny...at all.

All of us have come to the conclusion that that is the only reason that we keep Jim around. He is only entertaining when we are stoned. Half the funniness is that we think that he is funny, but when we are sober he is not funny...at all. So it is stupid to laugh at him because we know that he really isn't funny...at all. But, that is funny, that we think that he is funny when we are stoned, and only then because he is not funny...at all.

All-in-all, Jimmy is just gay, because he likes it up the butt.

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Go home, in Jimmy's butt.