The Road is a Conspiracy

It just is, what else do you really want me to say? It has signs to distract you, and most of the time it has words and stuff on them....like BOOOOOOKS!
What the fuck is a Boooook?
See, like what the fuck was that? I am trying to drive, talk, listen to my music and there are words on signs that I dont understand....there are lights that are pretty that I want to look at, and you know that bastard turns and shit!! There are other cars and that sort of nonsense all over the goddamned place. The road is a conspiracy

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