Signs are created by "el Diablo."


Ready......Ready....Ready.....Ready......Ready.....BOO!

Sometimes I can't remember what I was doing so I just keep saying "ready" until I remember. By that time, I'm really not that scary anymore.


SIGNS ARE SO FUCKING SCARY! Manda and I were in the park, enjoying a nice peaceful night of going down slides and running around in circles (I thought I was Batman, dammit), when all of a sudden there was a scary man. I almost died because I was so damn frightened. After hyper-ventilating and having a small stroke, I regained my sense of sight and saw that the scary man was only a scary sign. This was the sign getting back at us for kicking its ass on a regular basis. FUCK YOU SIGN! I thought it was a man several more times before I just went up to it and kicked its ass some more. That motherfucker will die!

Why do you think this is funny, asshole? ITS A FUCKING SIGN! Another one of my ghetto animations. And kids, remember, drugs are bad for you. They cause paranoia. Even trash cans seem dangerous and Jimmy is funny. When I am sober he's not funny...at all. Trash cans aren't scary, I knock them over and use the top as a space man helmet. FUCK YOU trash can!


Read more rants, they are damn retarded ass fuck tard funny.



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