Zombies are Everywhere!


You may think that you are safe.... You may think that you are not in danger of a Zombie Attack!!!! Be warned, we all are.


One of my close friends turned into a zombie....His name was Will. He actually was a pretty good guy. I am sure that he is one of the more powerful zombies, as he can do more than I thought any zombie could do. Be careful of all of your friends, they may be zombies, or they may become zombies and you may not even realize.


This is how me and Manda explain the occurance of all zombies:
In the case of Will, and many other zombies, they just smoked so much pot that they became brain dead and the only way for them to be functional in the world is to eat the brains of straight-edgers or any other person that has not damaged their brains in any other way.


These people are now zombies as well and will be destined to walk the world in search of brains until some day when they are destroyed.


Zombies have rules, like they can only eat certain people's brains. Some people are safe, most are not.


  • Zombies do not eat people that think that they are stylish in Abercrombie and Fitch or any other related products. Eating these people will cause the zombies to turn gay. Now, I think that the only thing scarier than a zombie is a gay zombie.
  • Zombies can smoke pot. Oh yes, they can. In fact, zombies can do any drug that they want. In these cases the drug usually caused the person to be a zombie.
  • Zombies will not eat the brains of a person that uses drugs for that person has damaged his/her brain so that it is not useful to them. In fact, I do believe that if a zombie eats the damaged brains it has some negative effects. In any case, these people are well on their way to being zombies anyway.


    • The only way to have some protection is to pollute your brain in some way but not to the extent that you become a zombie yourself and you are doomed to eat brains!!!



    Not convinced that zombies exist??? Shit, I found this on the web today and I was frightened!

    What if Jesus really is a zombie??


    Or what about this?? What would you think if you were walking along late at night and you happened be a cemetary and you found this???

    Fuck dat zombie shit! If the pictures still don't convince you visit this website. It is proof that zombies do indeed exist.Zombies!


    Take this link to get back home, far far away from the dangers of the zombie kingdom

    or if you havent had enough fun