"Dig a whole through the earth and come out on the other side" Answer
"That's not a big problem,a big problem would be if your but fell off" Answer
"We tolerate you the best we can" Answer
"She's having a......Hot Dog!!" Answer
"If she's here to see you, she's very nice to your friends" Answer
"Mommy, I'm fine Mommy" Answer
"I love you cheesehead" Answer
"It's my uncle's first wife's son in-law!" Answer
"Everything's under control!!? Everything's under water!!" Answer
"So is Michelle, but we kept her" Answer
"Oh then how do you roast a turkey" Answer