very carefully.
On the floating bathtub out in the lake.
His parents didn't appreciate his 'special-ness' as a child and so he thinks that cacti shouldn't play the guitar. We all know better.
Glad you asked! He is a magical cactus who can sing, dance, and play the guitar without using his hands! He's also a blackbelt, a Broadway star, a helicopter pilot, a movie director, an ex-President, in the CIA, the FBI, the Secret Service, served as a Supreme Court Justice, a janitor, a teacher, an artist, a professor of music, a Cacti Spokesperson at Cacti International, married happily with sixty nine offspring to Georgina the Cactus, and the star of the Bathtub Show!
Don't hurt George's feelings like that!
This is not a valid question. It's a rhetorical statement.