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A Minute With Abi
describing all her personalities in one sentence each
PINK Abi: I'm hyper and happy!
GREY Abi: I'm depressed, pathetic, and self-mutiliting.
BLACK Abi: I'm rebellious, Goth, and suicidial!
RED Abi: I'm angry, forceful, a leader, and a control freak!
GREEN Abi: I'm agressive and I like to fight!
YELLOW Abi: Peace, man--I'm a hippie, mellow, happy, and high.
ORANGE Abi: Whoo! I'm partying, wild, cruel, fun, and arragont!
BROWN Abi: Hi...I'm rule-abiding, boring, and studious.
BLUE Abi: I'm the calm, pessimistic, helpful sympathetic counselor.
GOLD Abi: I'm, like, the preppy, shallow, blonde, material, flirting, clothes and cars girl!
SILVER Abi: I'm the deep, wise, annoyingly all-knowing sad one.
BRONZE Abi: I'm the world-wise, sophisticated, arrogant, cold, cool one!
CREAM Abi: I'm the innocent, flattering suck-up!
WHITE Abi: I'm the pure, innocent, holy, Godly Christian!
PURPLE Abi:I'm the one who's all of them! Go me!
This has been Abigail Nicole, with A Minute With Abi. Tune in next time to hear the wisdom her multiple personalities have to convey!
A Minute With Abi
describing all her muses from their compatible personality
YELLOW Abi: Nylira is a blonde, calm, peaceful muse of nightly dreams--calm and happy, much like me.
PINK Abi: Esquiline is the awesomely-cool blue-haired muse of randomness and spontaneous-ness! Whoo! And she's hyper like me!
BLACK Abi: Riana is an angry, dark, Goth muse of angst and anger. Do I even have to go into our similiarities?
ORANGE Abi: Alani's the cool funny brunette muse of fluff. She's into casual relationships and loves to party!
WHITE Abi: Jaqueline is the flaxen-haired muse of true love, who believes in the purity of all souls and their potential for true love, just like me.
GREY Abi: Ophelia is the poetry muse--she's often depressed, apologetic, moody, and sad.
GREEN Abi:Srlaae is the purple-haired muse of 'Bigailian who is weird! Whoo!
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A Minute With Abi
describing figures of speech with her studious side
BROWN Abi: Figures of speech are most often used incorrectly. If you ask the average person what a figure of speech is, they're likely to give you an answer like: 'simile or metaphor' while these two are really seperate things. Similes are most often used in writing to associate a character with another thing, helping the reader get a description of that character, and if used correctly, can help describe another character while expanding on the point of view of the first character: ex: "His eyes were black, tombs, dead with pain and suffering; and it bothered her. She felt her heart reach out to him, knowing not everyone could have a life like hers." In this, you----
PURPLE Abi: MINUTE'S UP!
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A Minute With Abi
describing utter superficaiality with her most superficial side
GOLD Abi: I like, hate it when people get all mean and selfish. I mean, you know, there is like so much more to life than, like, clothes and cars and boys! I mean, I hate it when people go on and on about themselves and never listen to me--I mean, listen to other people. I think that is like, so selfish, and I really wish that they would like, chill out for once! Cause the world is like, so much more deep than that and like we should love each other and all that jazz.
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A Minute With Abi
inserting a random song not by her here
SILVER Abi: I could have met you in a sandbox/I could have passed you on the sidewalk/Could I have missed my chance/And watched you walk away? I could have met you in a sandbox/I could have passed you on the sidewalk/Could I have missed my chance/And watched you walk away? No way....I'm tired of being alone, so hurry up and get here...so tired of being alone, so hurry up and get here, get here...
GREY Abi: From Love Song to No One by John Mayer.
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A Minute With Abi
with a mythological moment
PINK Abi: In traditional Greek mythology, there were nine muses: Calliope, Clio, Erato, Euterpe, Melpomene, Polyhymnia, Terpsichore, Thalia, and Urania. Thalia, also called Thaleia, known as the "Flourishing", is the muse of comedy, and is most often seen with a comic mask. If Abi used traditional muses, Thalia would probably be the most active muse, because she writes mostly humor. Thalia was the most lively muse as well, and many considered her the most humane.
CREAM Abi: Taken from the Circle of the Muses.
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A Minute With Abi
with another mythological moment
GREY Abi: Melpomene, the "Songstress" is the Greek muse of tragedy, the polar opposikte of Thalia. She was represented most often with a tragic mask--she was known for her depressing poetry and songs and her laments for the dead.
PINK Abi: Happy, isn't she?
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A Minute With Abi
the muffin joke
Nic: So I'm sitting at a car wash in the middle of winter...
Abi: All of us were, actually.
Satrina: Considering the fact that we all exist in her mind.
Nic: Shush, I'm telling the story. Where was I?
Esquiline: (interrupting) I was sitting in the living room, minding my own business, when I hear this stupid phrase:
All: "Have you heard the muffin joke?"
Equiline: Right. And then they all started going:
Nic/Abi/Satrina: These two muffins are sitting in an oven.
Anirtas/Tray/Alani: One muffin says to the other muffin:
Nic/Abi/Satrina: "Man, it's getting hot in here!"
Anirtas/Tray/Alani: The other muffin says:
Nic/Abi/Satrina: "Ohmygosh! A talking muffin!"
Esquiline: . . . .
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A Minute (or five) With Abi
Nicole and Abigail argue and say goodnight
Nic: It's late.
Abi: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
Nic:Oh very original considering you stole it from ME!
Abi: All great artists must start somewhere.
Nic: And leave their worser selves behind.
Abi: Hey! At least I can draw. Wait, worser...?
Nic: I'd hardly call that drawing.
Abi: You are aware that by doing this, you are trying to convince yourself that you actually have multiple personalities and are now legally treatable for insanity?
Nic: For the record: I KNOW ABI IS NOT REAL. I AM DOING ALL THIS IN FUN AND IN THE INTEREST OF SELF-DISCOVERY. Geddit, stupid?
Abi: You do realize just how invalid you're making that statement?
Nic: Why do they care if I'm insane or not? Reality is frequently inaccurate and insanity may be the only correct reality.
Abi: No more philosophy. You're starting to scare me.
Nic:When did I not scare you?
Abi: Good point. (pause) We should go to sleep.
Nic: I'm tired.
Abi: I share a body with you.
Nic: I'm tired.
Abi: ... you're acting like me.
Nic:We are around each other a lot.
Abi: Ooh, scary. Do you ever talk about me behind my back?
Nic: *smacks Abi*
Abi: Ow! I'll sic Riana on you!
Nic: Evil!
Abi: Why thank you.
Nic: I want to see Season Two. It's a lot of advertising Starfire/Robin.
Abi: I like new Starfire. Kori-apostrophe was a slut.
Nic: What would Iain say?
Abi: He agrees.
Nic: Oh. Right. (pause)
Abi: I'm tired.
Nic: Me too.
Abi:Goodnight, then.
Nic: Goodnight.
Abi: See you in the morning.
Nic: You too.
Abi: Sweet dreams.
Nic: *annoyed* Okay.
Abi: You didn't say your prayers--
Nic: SHUT UP AND GO TO SLEEP!
Abi: Fine. Night. (later) but you still didn't say your prayers...
Nic: I share a body with you, hello!
Abi: oops, sorry. Night.
(Author's Note: This inspired 'Saying Goodnight' and was originally in my 'Scribble Book of D.O.O.M'.)
This has been Abigail Nicole, with A Minute With Abi. Tune in next time to hear the wisdom her multiple personalities have to convey!
A MinuteWith Abi
with what she learned today
SILVER Abi: 'a medicated state of mind you'll find is overrated' -a song I heard on the radio
BLUE Abi: Yeah. So there I was: sitting in the care with my head leaned back against the dashboard, sitting the wrong way in my seat, watching the clouds go by, playing with the radio, and daydreaming. And I had learned: if you stare straight up at the sky, it looks like a deep high ocean, all all the stations play news at 5, no amount of daydreaming would make him pull up to the McDonald's next door and whisk me away, and that boredom fosters creative thinking. More than I learned all day at school.
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A Minute With Abi
Psalm 23
ORANGE Abi: The Lord is my shephard
GOLD Abi: I shall not want.
RED Abi: He makes me lie down in green pastures
GREEN Abi: He leads me beside still waters
BLACK Abi: He restores my soul
YELLOW Abi: though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
PINK Abi: I shall fear no evil
GRAY Abi: for you are with me.
SILVER Abi:Your rod and your staff, they comfort me.
BLUE Abi:You annoint my head with oil
BROWN Abi:My cup runs over.
CREAM Abi: Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life
WHITE Abi:and I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
All: 4EVA!
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A MinuteWith Abi
Aiel Saying
GREEN Abi: Till shade is gone
till water is gone
into the shadow with teeth bared
screaming defiance with the last breath
to spit in Sightblinder's eye on the Last Day!
BLUE Abi: From The Wheel of Time by Robert Jordan.
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A MinuteWith Abi
with a not-so-deep moody moment
Nic: I'm cold.
Abi: We're wearing two layers under a blanket.
Nic: I'm cold with the cold of depresison.
Abi: Exscuse me while I care. Mind if I smoke?
Nic: Yes. It's my body. And I'm in control. Since when do you smoke?
Abi: Well, I am the "worse" half, quote-unquote.
Nic: You're supposed to love me.
Abi: I do. I'm the world-weary, hyper, experienced, sadistic, pessimistic, cuss-smoke-drink person in this outfit.
Nic: What does that make me?
Abi: The charmingly naieve, innocent, optimistic, calm, happy one.
Nic: But I'm depressed.
Abi: You're listening to 'Tourniquet'.
Nic: I'm also wearing a paper clip on a necklace.
Abi: Why?
Nic: I dunno.
Abi: I'm taking the CD player to school tomorrow.
Nic: Okay.
Abi: But you're supposed to be the rule-abiding one.
Nic: I'm taking Evanescence.
Abi: Okay.
Nic: Why am I writing us in an unusal way?
Abi: a.) you're depressed, b.) it's 10:19PM, c.) you've been reading Draco Sinister and didn't finish it and d.) you're sleepy.
Nic: ...oh.
Abi: Go to sleep.
Nic: Yes, Mommy Abi. Goodnight.
-1/28/04
This has been Abigail Nicole, with A Minute With Abi. Tune in next time to hear the wisdom her multiple personalities have to convey!
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