If you wish to get closer to pandaboys as other than the occasional dallience
or souless scenster with little or no purpose; don't fret your meager life away.

Rather sign your soul away to us!

Included in the Pandaboys
Eternity of Servitude Package
otherwise known as
the Early Resigned Love Club
are:

*Prompt notification of forthcoming shows and appearences.
*A chance to win the monthly surprise gift, directly from the Pandaboys.
(This month's featured drawing is for a Tropicana juice box of semen collected from an official Pandaboys gay circle jerk)
*We are no longer offering the harem of ten nubile virgins following death
due to cutbacks to funds.

INTERESTED?

Fill out the questionare on the Guestlist at the bottom of the main page.  The selected few will be contacted approximately one week post E.R.L.C submittal.