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| For the most current news regarding our favorite boybeasts, select the crude graphic representation of a miniature computer console. |
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| For a directory of pandaboys personnel and notable commentary, please select the anonymous photograph of a child on the verge of inserting the erect head of a penis into it's mouth. |
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| For an in depth look at pandaboys instrumentation, equipment and gadgetry in accordance to the reliable source that is that practice space roamer, otherwise known as the cockroach; click on the image of the boy experiencing a gay digital orgasm via one of the first Cyber Homo prototypes of the late nineteen fifties. |
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| If it's pandaboys sightings, alleged-appearences, engagements, shows and tour information that you are in search of, please select an artist's rendering of pandaboys, featuring the holy quintet as Gallo-puss bunnies. |
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| Fine, I'm sorry and I take it all back. |
| You know who's to blame now don't you? |
| Before you leave do the kind thing and leave a message...XOXO |
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| If your interest lies in the recorded sounds of the pandaboys, please supress the right clicker of your mouse onto the picture depicting Judge Jeremy Goody slining his gavel at the master copy of pandaboys first Audio Demonstration recording. These three sample helpings of sonic auditory art were recorded during the summer of 2003. |
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| This site is defunct. www.pandaboys.net |
| is now the new official web page for the self-endowed "best band of the last two millennia" |