(news)
9.27.02
The Panda Boys are officially added into the so called:
"W.U.E.S.L." otherwise known as the Worldwide Underground Evacuatory Shelter List. Put together by the United Nations for the last five years, was a fallout thermo- nuclear shelter underground for which the world's most necessary human beings will be salvaged from the planetary catastrophic event that is due to occur on May 23 of the year 2003 (aprox. 7 months from now the tenth planet {planet x}from the sun is set to either collide or run right past the earth obliterating what is said to be about 90% of the population of earth). Among the pandaboys personnel of importance from the world's best: political and military leaders, scientists, doctors, astronomers, geologists, designers, engineers, strongmen, chefs, comedians, artists, beautiful women, not-so-beautiful women. etc.
When asked for comment in regards to their induction into WUESL, the pandaboys' Tony Degrazia said thusly:
"I appreciate that shit, but I wish I would have
called her."