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| Eddie Gunner Damn RETARDS!!! How the hell am I gonna fight now? You take my Wings away and expect me to fight right back huh? Damn superhero freaks. Flying around blow’n shit up like you own this damn City. Taking Spike down to live with the fishes! I’ll avenge you SPIKE!!! That’s right, I’m out for vengeance and I’m takin’ out all you damn ass whipped rubber all over wearing pansies flying around shooting balls of shit out your fingers while stickin’ your ugly masked heads so far up your asses that even I can’t tell the difference. Oh yeah, if you haven’t noticed I didn’t actually die with my plane. So don’t get your hopes up of denying me the fact that I’m now a little less human, I’m a friggin’ Zombie! Of all the screwed up shit that can happen to one person, of all the things that a guy has to fix in his lifetime, he’s got to spend the rest of his time fixin’ himself. God Dammit, there goes my leg again. Don’t make me club you with it! Step your ass back while I weld my leg back on… Personality. He’s back and he’s pissed off… That should be enough for you. 25 25 10 50 An Angels Face? Damage Shield Supreme 85 Multi Attack If your looking at my Picture right now you’ve noticed that I’m really pissed off. Look at that, my fingers burn like friggin’ candles. What kinda of messed up shit is that!?! Censors? Screw that. You asses can kiss my right to free speech right here… right here on this peeling ass o mine!!! If you shit faced petty excuses super powered freaks are offended, good… that’s what you get for trying to take me down the first time! Aim? Screw that! When I start firing just keep the fuck away, cause nothings gonna stands once my shit gets angry! Berserker The loss of a friend Standard 25 It was awful… one minute Spikes on cruise control and I’m sluggin’ back a beer… next minute… BOOM!!! Didn’t even see what the hell hit us. All I know is that we went down hard. At least the plane had the good sense to die in a horrendous ball of flame. Unfortunately I didn’t have it that easy. Somehow I wake up on the bottom of the ocean still in Spike, with that same beer in my hand. I immediately said; “What the fuck is this shit?” Water filled my mouth, but I wasn’t breathing. I look down and picked up my leg, tied it around my waste and thought to myself… well, if I’m still alive I might as well pick up the things I’ll still need on the surface. If bring up spike in conversation don’t get all nutty if I start freaking out on you. Decay Healing Supreme w pu 50 Super heroes, I hate em. That’s right, all those self righteous fairy floating pansies clogging up the sky with their melodramatic theme music blaring out some “Here I am to save the day” Shit that is far too overblown for anyone else to hear and for that matter comprehend. All of you hapless shit for brain turd burglars have another thing coming if you planning on coming after my ass again. My anger knows no bounds! I can keep yelling at your sorry asses till my jaw falls off, and if does come off I’ll weld back again to give you another dose of my medicine! Toxic Touch Superior w pu 25 Hmmm, might be able to use this extra skin later for some special bullets. Regardless, keep your mitts to yourself. This temporary medical problem will be solved sooner than later. In the meantime, go ahead you moron, don’t heed my warning! Go ahead and touch me… this shit is worse than VD… think instant hemorrhoid, ass monkey. Oh, so now you get all defensive? Get the hell out before I club you with my arm! Nah, the one I still have to attach back on, dickwad… |
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