| The League has changed. I feel it in chat. I feel it in the Arena. I smell it on the Forum. Much that once was is now lost, for none now live who remember it. It began with exploits of Death in a Box. 5 heads in the Undercards were doled out. 6 more to the Elims and in the main event. And 3 we’re given to the CoC where above all else ultimate power is gained. For within these heads gave him the power to govern each section of the FPL. But he was deceived, for one head in Elims was not Man or beast. In the garbage piles of LotMU in the land of Lowtown there came a master head. Fixated on the body of a Rubber Chicken. One Chicken to Rule Them All! One by one the lands of Free Villains of Khazan fell to the power of the Most Highest Rubber Chicken. But there were some, who resisted. A last Alliance between Death in a Box and Cybortus marched against the garbage of LotMU, and on the slopes of the Headquarters they fought for the freedom of Khazan. Victory was near, but the power of the Head, could not be undone. It was in this moment, when all Villainy had faded. Death in a Box took up it’s favorite scythe… Most Highest Rubber Chicken, the enemy of the free villains of Khazan was defeated. The Head passed to Cybortus, who had this one chance to destroy Rubber Chickens forever. But the Hearts of Dollarcorp, are easily corrupted and the Rubber Chicken of Power has a will of it’s own, It betrayed Cybortus… and some things that should not have been forgotten, were lost. History became Legend. Legend became myth. And for 500 undercard match ups the head passed out of all knowledge and waited. When chance came, and it ensnared a new master. The Head came to prop master Bob, who took it deep into the Mountains of the Misty Vale. For over 50 Elim Match ups it poisoned his mind, giving him images of heroic tendencies, and increasing prop sales. Rumor grew of a power reborn and the head of Most Highest Rubber Chicken perceived. The Head abandoned Bob. But something happened then that the head did not intend. It came into the hands of the most unlikely of persons. A Shakespearean comedian known as Love My Willie. The time will come when FUBAR will shape the fortunes of all that is evil. Personality: It is an age old tale that still has yet to be written. The Power of the One head. The quest of FUBAR to trace back it’s roots and destroy the bane of their existence, sanity. It’s a shame that this is just happening inside Willie’s head and soon someone will squirt him with seltzer water to wake him up. In the meantime… A Fowl Head They are one… But Chicken was Destroyed, Most Highest Rubber Chicken was destroyed… No, Willie, the spirit of MHRC endured. All his thoughts are bent on it. He must not obtain it… Then We’ll hide it we’ll never speak of it again, No one knows it’s here, do they… Do they, (insert Wizard character). There was one other that knows of the Heads existance. I looked everywhere for the creature Bob, but the enemy found him first. Within the SLJ headquarters and amongst sell tactic babble they discerned two words. Misty Vale… Willie… Why that would lead them here! Take it… No Willie… I’m giving it to you! Don’t tempt me Willie, Understand that I would use this Head in a desire to do Evil, but through me I would weild a magic far to “Good” to imagine. But it can’t stay here! No it can’t. What must I do? Never put it on, for the agents of the Good Chicken will be drawn to its power. Understand Willie, The Head wants to return to its master. |
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