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| Smell the Glove Solo Villain Overlord 10 10 10 10 Black… always a good colour. It’s like space without the stars. Wow that was bloody poetic…well thank you… It’s very uplifting in a way. A sort of pastille Black. It’s a great way to tune up really… Cause you start with nothing then you end up with… well... something… you know? It’s very soothing, very calming. Yeah, it’s great. But why is the photograph of the album so small on my computer screen in that umm… character sheet thing? Good question, and shouldn’t the picture rotate have lazer lights and an aluminium-like finish? That was the general idea… Well, it’s all in the angle in which you look at it really. See, cause if you press your nose up against the screen it sort of creates that effect. You know, ‘cause the GFX guys were planning on that… Oh yeah, right… wow, that’s amazing… Well, you know that’s the jacket cover for the album. Simple. Beautiful. Just pouring out Classic! You’ve heard of the white album right? Well, this is the Black album! I mean doesn’t it seem like black leather to you? Of course. It kind of looks like death… and death sells in this town baby! I mean, it’s so black, people would ask; “How much more Black could this be? And the answer is: “None.” Personality I don’t need a woman. I won’t take me no wife. I’ve got Rock n’ Roll and that’ll be my life. No page in history baby, that I do need. I just want to make some ear drums bleed. Heavy Duty Rock n’ Roll! Brings out the Doodie in my soul! The Drummers Lucky Ultimate 75 Ahh yes the drummers, we’ve been through a lot of them haven’t we? Luckily it’s only been the drummers and not the front men you know? Yes…yes… Well the first was Derango Joe, now he was a great drummer, great hair, great look. Well, he died in a bizarre gardening accident. It was the sort of thing where Scotland Yard said to “best leave it unsolved” really…Our second drummer, Stumpy Pete, he also died in mysterious circumstances. It was tragic really. He exploded onstage. Just like that, it was just like a flash of green light, and nothing was left except for a very small green globule substance… It was sort of like a stain. You know, dozens of people spontaneously combust each year, and it’s just not widely reported. Oh yeah, then there was our third drummer, Bang Bang o Drums. He also died. Well, it’s not a very pleasant story actually, but the official explanation was that he choked on vomit… actually someone else’s vomit… they didn’t have the facilities to trace the vomit and they couldn’t really prove whose vomit it was, because, I mean, you really can’t dust for vomit, can you? Pheremones Supreme 50 Now, the primary make up of our audience tends to be predominantly young boys. Well, it’s a sexual thing really, aside from the identifying that the blokes do with us. There’s also the reaction to the lasses to our music. But, I think the real reason is that their all quite fearful really, that’s my theory. I mean, they see us on stage with tight trousers and it’s really quite frightening. Cause, I mean, we’ve got Armadillos in our trousers and they all just run in screaming. I mean, it’s a natural reaction for everyone, don’t you think so? Sonics The Loudest Band in Khazan Ultimate 95 Area effect Multi Hit These amps are very special, if you look closely… you can see… that all the numbers go to “11”! Right across the board. If you didn’t know, most Amplifiers only go up to “10”. Does this mean ours are louder? Of course, yeah, it’s “1” louder isn’t it? See, most blokes are playing at 10. You’re on 10 here? Where do you go from there? Nowhere, exactly. If you’re on guitar and you’re on 10, what we do is if we need that extra push over the cliff… we set it up to 11. “Why don’t you make 10 louder and the top number, and just make the levels higher?” …………… but these go up to 11… Some Reviews- Emotion Control superior 25 “This tasteless cover (IntraVenus De Milo) is a good indication of the lack of musical invention within.” Arena weekly. “They are treading water in a sea of retardedness, sexuality, and bad poetry.” The Khazan Star. “The musical growth rate of this band cannot even be charted. This pretentious collection of biblical rocks songs (in regards to The Gospel according to Sloth) is enough to bring forth the question; Why couldn’t the Lord rest on the day he made this band?” The Peoples Inquirer. |