Hey yo! Welcome to the first ever edition of the Krippler's corner. Due to my astonishing achievement of capturing the PWA heavyweight championship on my return night and my current overwhelming popularity I have been assigned my very own message board of sorts, which I rightfully deserve 100% !! This is surely going to put the PWA's ratings at an all time high! And it's like I stated on the "official" PWA website, I said I was going all the way in the Ring Master tournament and that's exactly what I did. But was there any doubt? Ofcourse not! I am the greatest "wrestler" the PWA has to offer. I don't put on a tough guy act, I don't strut around, I don't dance around like a fairy boy, I get in the ring and cripple any ass that get's in my way! I'm my own man, I don't believe in "gimmicks". I am who I am, I do what I feel like doing, I take what I want by any means necessary and if anybody gets in my way, well, just look what happened to the Real Deal in the Ring Master tournament. I guess you could say I crippled his ass, and that's not an easy task. Hey, I give credit where it's due, that was indeed the greatest match the Krippler has fought in his career, but clearly the better man won. Now that I'm once again the PWA champion I can't see anybody taking the strap off my waist, and if it does happen some day in the distant, very distant future whoever it is will have to kill me 'cause this belt is on my waist to stay!! And if you don't like it, well, f*ck you!! That's right, the Krippler ain't afraid of standards and practices either, and they can go f*ck themselves too!! Anyways, that'll conclude this edition of the Krippler's corner. Until next time, quote the Krippler... nevermore.