This reporter has seen some twisted things over the years, but none compare to the carnage and the chaos that one man, the Professor of Pain, has accumulated over recent months. I have to admit, the Professor of Pain is by far the most dominant PWA wrestler I've ever seen, but to take his hidden anger and frustration out on innocent victims is uncalled for, and for the most part, unacceptable. It has become evident that the Professor of Pain, formerly one half of the tag team champions of the PWA, is out of control and must be stopped as quickly as possible, if not imprisioned for the vile acts he's caused as a result of his hostility.

These photos, which had been taken at several people's homes while celebrating the eve of halloween, clearly indicate that the Professor of Pain is unstable. Now I'm not sure what would have possessed the Professor to break into these people's homes and threaten to take their lives, but one thing is for sure and that is the Professor of Pain has finally lost it. This reporter knew that it was just a matter of time for the simple reason that the Professor of Pain is a destructive human being by nature, and destroying anything and everything in his path is this sick man's way of life.

Over recent years the Professor of Pain has been a fan favorite and a role model to the many young PWA fans who've looked up to him. Something must have happened somewhere over the course of the past few months to change the Professor of Pain's perspective on things. At this point in time I remain unable to pinpoint the exact reason which could have caused this, but rest assured this reporter is on the case and will find out exactly why the Professor of Pain has turned his back on all his PWA fans, not to mention his friends and family. It's just sick to think that the Professor of Pain has sunk to such a level, how is he able to sleep at night?

I recently tried to get a word with the Professor of Pain on the telephone, but he refused to comment and abruptly hung up in my face. Apparently we are seeing a new side of the Professor, the likes in which I've never seen before from any human being. One can expect this type of attitude to make an immediate impact in the PWA this upcoming summer, but how far is this twisted man willing to go before he seriously injures someone? If I were the commissioner of the PWA I'd look into this, perhaps even suspend the Professor of Pain indefinately until he realizes the error of his ways.

As a reporter I feel it's my duty to report the facts as I see them, and that is exactly what I've done. The Professor of Pain is a madman, and his actions as of late are simply unacceptable. To attempt to slice the neck of some poor human being who was probably too drunk to defend himself, or to attempt to stab another while asleep and unsuspecting of it, makes me absolutely sick to my stomach. If he continues with this course of insanity, then I'm afraid he will eventually suffer severe and drastic consequeneces as a result. It's sad to think that a once decent human being and role model to many young wrestling fans could turn his back on everybody like this. I just hope something is done before it is too late!