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| "People worship God because they fear him" - Jayne |
| "POOP!" - Jenny |
| "I'm gonna find a building with a 13th floor and live in it!" - Giovanni Di Marco |
| "Hustace P. Warrel has a sexay boday" - jayne |
| "Ya danm straigh!" - Jenny |
| "Jalepeno Pepper boy is hot and spicy" - Jenny |
| If you have any quotes that sound pretty stupid, sent them to me, I will glady post them here when I get around to it. |
| "It is bad luck to be superstitious." - Andrew Mathis |
| "I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous." - Yogi Bear "you wouldn't have won if we had beaten you." - Yogi Bear |
| "We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." - Jason Kidd (upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks) |
| (In reference to another player's mental faculties, the player replied) "He ain't no rocket surgeon." - Unidentified Montreal Expos baseball player |
| "That's the fastest time ever run -- but it's not as fast as the world record." - David Coleman, a famed English sports commentator "This is a truly international field, no Britons involved." - David Coleman "The late start is due to the time." - David Coleman "He's got his hands on his knees and holds his head in despair." - David Coleman "He just can't believe what's not happening to him." - David Coleman "One of the great unknown champions because very little is known about him." - David Coleman "Don't tell those coming in the final result of that fantastic match, but let's just have another look at Italy's winning goal." - David Coleman |
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