Domfounded In My Garden
A Randy Little Fantasy
by Hobbits4DG, aka QAMP



It all started when I came home one Saturday afternoon. After making some lemonade, I looked out the window to my garden. There was some guy sitting in my garden with his shoes off. I was wondering if it could possibly be one of my friends. He didn't seem to be, and unfortunately sometimes people mistake my garden for a public park.

As I walked up to him I heard him softly snoring as he was resting against a tree. He wasn't one of my friends, so I stopped some distance away in case he was going to cause trouble.

"Hey! Excuse me, this is private property!"

He woke up and said, "Oh, I'm sorry! I was hot and tired and this place looked like a nice place to cool off."

I couldn't believe it. "Dominic Monaghan?"

"Yeah. Well, I'm glad you know who I am." He chuckled. "I must've nodded off before I got my socks off."

"Sure, I know who you are! I'm a big fan of Lord of the Rings." I had a big goofy grin, no doubt. "Go ahead and rest some more, if ya want." Damn, he looked so cute!

"Great! Thanks, um ...?" He waited for me to tell him my name. "I'll go ahead and take my socks off, then."