Johnny's Ebonics teacher decided to give a pop quiz on this week's spelling words. She asked the students to spell the words and use them in a sentence.
Three of the words were: hotel, stigma and homosexual.

Little Johnny's answers were:

1. h-o-t-e-l The President asked Monica to keep their affair on the down low, but Linda Tripp made the ho tel.

2. s-t-i-g-m-a The President said to Monica, "I want to stig ma cigar in your you know what.

3. h-o-m-o-s-e-x-u-a-l The President asked Monica not to wear panties because he thought it made the ho mo sexual.

A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When asked why she left her last employment, she replied, "Yes, sir, they paid good wages, but it was the most ridiculous place I ever worked. They played a game called Bridge, and last night a lot of folks were there.

As I was about to bring in the refreshments, I heard a man say, ... "Lay down and let's see what you've got."

Another man said, ... "I've got strength but no length."

Another man says to the lady, ... "Take your hand off my trick!"

I pretty near dropped dead just then, when the lady answered, ... "You jumped me twice when you didn't have the strength for one raise."

Another lady was talking about protecting her honor and two other ladies were talking and one said, ... "Now it's time for me to play with your husband and you can play with mine.

Well, I just got my hat and coat and as I was leaving, I hope to die if one of them didn't say, "Well, I guess we'll go home now. ... This is the last rubber."

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