An Inch or Two
A bloke was celebrating his 50th birthday in the local pub and after a few drinks, followed by a few
more drinks, he announced that what he really needed to make his day complete was a woman.
One of his mates, a bit of a practical joker, told him to go down the road for two blocks and he'd
see a house with a red light outside.
So off the bloke went, and sure enough, two blocks down the road there's a house with a red
light outside. He bangs on the door and a woman answers.
"Can I help you?" she asks.
"I wanna woman", says the bloke.
"Sorry," she says, "you've got the wrong place. I'm a chirpodist."
"Listen, lady, I don't care what religion you are," says the bloke. "I wanna woman."
"You don't understand," the woman replies. "I'm a foot specialist."
"Cripes!" the bloke exclaims. "Have a heart, lady! Ya wouldn't knock a man back for the want
of an inch or two, would ya?"
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