SHAMPOO LYRICS

We Are Shampoo Trouble Delicious Viva La Megababes Dirty Old Love Song Skinny White Thing Glimmer Globe Shiny Black Taxi Cab Me Hostage Game Boy House Of Love Shampoo You Saddo

Shampoo Or Nothing Girl Power News Flash I Know What Boys Like Bare Knuckle Girl Zap Pow War Paint You Love It Boys Are Us We Play Dumb I'm Gonna Scream Don't Call Me Babe

Absolute Shampoo Shampoo's cupboard Inspector Gadget Sod the neighbours Take a break Don't remember Terrorist TV First class Star of the show Jet Lag Love hate baby Sid

B-Sides Blisters and Bruises Bouffant Headbutt Cars Excellent Girls 'round Here I Love Little Pussy Kinky Ken Monster Outta Control Paydirt School is Boring Top of the Pops We Don't Care Yea Yea Yea

The album "Shampoo Or Nothing" was also called "Girl Power", the songs of the "Delicious" collection are listed in B-sides.
All the lyrics are in 1 single page so you can easily save it to your computer.
Transcribed by Roman Arce, thanks to Lila Mortimer, Twink, Youm Chisholm, "the smu", Angelique Upstart, Mark Veal.
Also thanks to Shampoo (Jacqui Blake and Carrie Askew) for making such a great music.

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   TROUBLE
Uh-oh, we're in trouble, something's come along and it's burst our bubble (yeah, yeah)
Uh-oh, we're in trouble, gotta get home quick march on the double.

We've been out all night and we haven't been home,
we're walking through the back streets all alone.
The party was great, yeah we were really thrilled,
and when we get home we're gonna get killed.

We couldn't get a cab 'cause we ain't got no money.
We missed the last train but we thought... don't worry.
We'd get the night bus but the night bus never came.
We're eight miles from home and it's starting to...(rain sound)

Uh-oh we're in trouble, something's come along and it's burst our bubble (yeah yeah)
Uh-oh we're in trouble, book us a ticket on the next space shuttle.

yeah yeah, trouble...

We tried to steal a car but we soon realized,
we got on the road, none of us could drive.
Police car came along and they took us for a ride
and when we get home we're gonna get, gonna get, gonna get fried!

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   DELICIOUS
Delicious.... Delicious
You're so old and we're so young, we're gonna have some fun, cause we want to.
We don't wanna cause no fuss, you wanna be with us, we don't want to.

Come on, come on, come on, we're not done or down on our knees. (down on our knees)
Come on, come on, come on, it's just begun we can do what we please.
Delicious... running wild in the city late at night.
Delicious... powder pink don't you think we're outta-sight... Feels so right!

What the hell is here for us, we're getting on that bus, cause we've got to.
No-ones under twenty-one, so we just can't go wrong, does that haunt you?

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   VIVA LA MEGABABES
Viva.. Viva.. Viva..
We're such a hot sensation (wow), what a creation.
Who's the latest teenage dreams on the front of every magazine?
We got our shades pulled down on the escalator.
Is everybody staring? Oh oh, see ya later (later)
Cameras watching when we go shopping.
Better step aside 'cause we just ain't stopping.

Viva.. Viva.. Viva.. La Megababes (Megababes)
Viva.. Viva.. Viva.. La Megababes. Viva!

We're such a cool sensation (wow), what a creation.
We are the last teenagers, the new front pages.
We're going downtown on the escalator.
We're blonde haired teenage terminators (Yeah!)
Cameras watching when we go shopping.
Better step aside 'cause we just ain't stopping.

Hey.....
Hippy chicks are sad and supermodels suck!
Riot girls, diet girls, who really gives a !!!!

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   DIRTY OLD LOVE SONG
Hey baby let's get it on... Hey baby let's get it on...

You see them on the TV, you always seem to hear them on the radio.
They're big and they're bland, and they spent 400 grand on their video.
Tacky and cheap, sickly and sweet. Now that the cliche's complete...

It's a dirty old love song. A dirty old back seat affair that went wrong.
A dirty old love song (dirty old love song).
They're saying, Hey baby let's get it on. Lets get it on!

Dirty old Whitney's on the floor, she 'aint the only one.
And dirty old Mariah says her heart's on fire, what a phoney one.
Tacky and cheap, sickly and sweet. Don't forget to keep your receipt.

A dirty old love song (hey baby let's get it on)......

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   SKINNY WHITE THING
Skinny white..... skinny white thing.

Skinny white thing you're the king, you're the queen of them all.
You've got style, you've got looks but your brain's off the hook, hanging in the hall.
In the car in the bar or out on the street, there's always a crowd that falls at your feet.
Like the girls you mate. 'Aint it great, to be fake.

Skinny white thing, living in your own wet dream.
Strut like a king and you pout like a queen. Skinny white thing.

You might be fine, unique. Attention's all so you seek.
And if the mirror could walk it would jump up and kiss you on the cheek.
And you love the haze of clubs and places, dripping girls and smiling faces.
What did you take? 'Aint it great, to be fake.

Oh noooo.....

Phoney and fake fake fake... like the drugs that you take.
Phoney and fake fake fake... like the people you rate.
Phoney and fake fake fake... like you're father's estate.
Phoney and fake... like the girls that you mate.

Skinny, skinny, skinny white thing....

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   GLIMMER GLOBE
Back in the olden days there were no raves or sonic slaves.
Before the desert war and the Lost Boys kicking in your door.

Before the strobe, there was the glimmer globe (glimmer globe)
So we've been told. There was the glimmer globe.

Maggie led the band while Johnny's boys made their last stand.
Before Steve went strange and Gary's cars crashed into flames.

There was a time when English were the order of the day. No time, nothing left.

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   SHINY BLACK TAXI CAB
Oh-woah. Oh-woah. Oh-woah.
We're in a shiny black taxi cab, cruising through busy streets.
Neon lights shining bright, on shiny black leather seats.
Hang a left, hang a right, on the corners out of site.
Midnight traffic light green's for go-go. Backseat joyride, we love Soho.
Shiny black, shiny black. Shiny black taxi cab.
When you're throwing up your kebab, in a shiny... taxi cab.

Oh-woah. Oh-woah.
Our meter's doing overtime, suberbia has gone to sleep.
As the city starts to come alive, and everybody's on the street.
Peep shows, adult mags. Sleezy brown dirty mags.
Midnight traffic light green's for go-go. Backseat joyride, we love Soho.
Shiny black, shiny black. Shiny black taxi cab.
Having the most fun you've ever had, in a shiny... shiny... shiny... Taxi!

(Plumstead? You must be joking.)
Oh-woah. Oh-woah. Oh-woah.
Shiny black, shiny black. Shiny black taxi cab.
When you're throwing up your kebab, in a shiny black taxi cab.
Shiny black, shiny black. Shiny black taxi cab.
Having the most fun you've ever had, in a shiny... (car doors sound).

(Do you know I had them girls in the back of the cab the other week.
Sick all over the back seat. I had to charge 'em double.
They ought to bring back the the birch you know, bring back National Service.
Bring back hanging! Hanging? Hanging's too good for them.
I'm not prejudice or nothing, you know these mini-cab drivers...
they've got no tax, no insurance, so why do they let them drive a bleeding car?
Anyway John, where you want to go then?)

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   ME HOSTAGE
(Hey!)
Suck me in and spit me out the way you always do.
Kill me one more time, or any time you want to.
Lust for me boy... pure and evil
And it's me, hostage, dangerous controled.
And it's me, hostage, but I'm in control, I'm in control. Complete control.

Overkill is all the rage and under age is too.
Innocence and ignorance but playing dead 'aint you.
Lust for me boy... pure and evil
And it's me, hostage, dangerous controled.
And it's me, hostage, but I'm in control, I'm in control.

I play dead for you. I play dead for you.

Suck me in and spit me out the way you always do.
Kill me one more time, or any time you want to.
And it's me, hostage, dangerous controled.
And it's me, hostage, but I'm in control, I'm in control.
I'm in control....

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   GAME BOY
(Got a game I can play on a Game Boy)
Game Boy. Game Boy.
Life could be so sweet, if you were hanging out on the street.
Time goes so slow, until you get a drink and then... off you go go.
Level 2, level 3. level 4. Trying to beat your highest score.
Stepping up into overdrive, if you can stay alive.
How can you be so dumb? You get used by everyone.
(Got a game I can play on a Game Boy)
Game Boy. 'aint you got no brains boy.
But you don't get sick of it all. You're still on the Game Boy.
Flesh is reality, there's more to life but what can it be?
Days, all alone, you're always searching but you just can't find home.
Game..... Boy..... You're still on the Game Boy....

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   HOUSE OF LOVE
Everybody, everybody in the house of love (yeah!)
Everybody, everybody in the house of love (ugh!)
Everybody, everybody in the house of love (yeah!)
Everybody, one love, one god (hi!)

Everybody in the house of love (yeah!)
Everybody in the house of love (ugh!)
One love, one god (yeah!)
Everybody in the house of love (hi!)

We've got to stop the pain and put the wars on hold
Let the power of love inside the soul unfold
Free your mind, let it rise above
We've gotta change this world to a world of love
Mother earth she's on overload
One more war and she might explode
We've got to look back and see the love from the past
We've got time to change it but it's running out fast

Not bothered about your colour, concerned about your creed
In the house of love, everybody's free

Born to live, we live to die
Our eyes can't see, they can only cry
But our mother's tired of crying, she's had enough
She's gonna surely blow, cause they're giving up
But love can guide us, back on the right road
Damn it! save the planet before she explodes
We've gotta love our mother
Gotta let her know
Boom! Before she blows

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   SHAMPOO YOU
Nothing can touch us, and no one even comes close
to walk among us (such a treat!). Tell your friends we're the most.
Shampoo you... that's all we wanna do. Shampoo you. It's what we do.

We are the bright lights shining, we're nobody's fool.
Once in a lifetime, baby. We're so, we're so cool.
Shampoo you... that's all we wanna do. Shampoo you. It's what we do.

Aphrodite and Venus, nothing can come between us.
Don't try to deceive us.
Here's what we're gonna do.... Here's what we're gonna do.
Shampoo you...

Nothing can touch us, and no one even comes close
to walk among us (such a treat!). Tell your friends we're the most.
Shampoo you... that's all we wanna do. Shampoo you... that's all we wanna do.

la la la la ..... shampoo..... la la la la ..... Thank you!

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   SADDO
Oh oh.... here he comes.... look out (eeeeeeeeek!!!!)
Still hanging out in Camden town.
Same old crowd, same old scene. You know what I mean.
(he's a...)
Saddo - What a faker, what a taker. Saddo - S-A-double D... S-A-D-O!
No more parties, no more girls (awwwww)
Legs on the door, not anymore, shut it and rent a whore.
Saddo - The party's over, get off our shoulder. Saddo - S-A-double D... S-A-D-O!
LOSER, LOSER, LOSER, LOSER!
(what a)
Saddo - Your only sale is in a bargain basement. Saddo - S-A-double D... S-A-D-O!
Saaaaa - Dooooo
No more parties until you solve it.(?)
Forget the flowers, we'll give you showers.(?)
The party's over. The party's over. Say bye bye. Die!

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   GIRL POWER
I dont wanna be a boy, I wanna be a girl.
But I wanna do things that will make your hair curl.
I wanna play with knives, I wanna play with guns,
I wanna smash the place up just for fun.
I wanna go wild (I wanna go wild), I wanna party (YEAH!!!)
And act like a child (and act like a child) if it suits me
Cause we've got, cause she's got
Girl Power, we glower, coming home drunk in the midnight hour (woah)
Girl Power, we glower, might look sweet but we wanna be sour

I don't wanna go to, I don't wanna go to college, don't wanna get a job.
Wanna sit round the house and act like a slob
I wanna be evil, I wanna be bad, I wanna drive my next door neighbours mad
I wanna go wild (I wanna go wild), I wanna party (YEAH!!!)
And act like a child (and act like a child) if it suits me
Cause we've got, cause she's got
Girl Power, we glower, coming home drunk in the midnight hour (woah)
Girl Power, we glower, might look sweet but we wanna be sour

Cause we've got, cause she's got, cause we've got, Girl Power, Girl Power (x8)

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   NEWS FLASH
News Flash. News Flash. Hear all about it. (x3)
Shut your mouth you stupid cow
You've been talking way to loud
Cross your heart you're gonna die
If you tell just one more lie
You know, we know, what you're all about.
You know, we know, why'd shout it out?
News Flash. News Flash. Hear all about it. (x3)
Secret, Secret. You can't keep a secret
News Flash. News Flash. Hear all about it. (x3)
We close our ears and close our eyes.
Better say your last goodbyes
Sticks and stones and mobile phones
Whispered words and broken bones
You know, we know, what you're all about.
You know, we know, why'd shout it out?
News Flash. News Flash. Hear all about it. (x3)
News Flash. News Flash. Hear all about it. (x3)
Shut it!
Hush little girl no don't you cry
Why we will give you 2 black eyes
One from her, and one from me
You've caused all this misery
Secret, Secret. You can't keep a secret
News Flash. News Flash. Hear all about it. (x3)

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   I KNOW WHAT BOYS LIKE
I know what boys like,
We know what guys want
I know what boys like,
We know what's on their minds

I make them want me
I like to tease them
They want to touch me
I never let them

I know what boys like,
We know what guys want
I know what boys like,
boys like, boys like... ME

Cause you're so special... I might let you
Your so much different... I might let you
Sorry I teased you... I might let you
SUCKER!!!!

[I know...minds]

I've got my cat moves
That so upset them
Zip loose some buttons
Fun to frustrate them
They get so angry
Like naughty children
Deny their candy
I laugh right at them

[I know...ME]
Na Na Na Na Na (x4)
[Cause...]
[I know...minds]
[I know...ME]
Na Na Na Na Na (x18)

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   BARE KNUCKLE GIRL
Suicide bomber all dressed up like Madonna.
And they say she’s really cute but in inverted comma's.
And her skin is so pale, she’s broken all her nails.
And she’s spent all her life just going off the rails.

*She hooks with her left.
And she jabs with her right.
And she’s always off her head.
And she splashes it all over on a Saturday night.

**Bare knuckle girl, the champion of the world.
You ain’t going anywhere, drifting in and out of care.
Bare knuckle baby, your life ain’t such a whirl.
You’ll look funny when you’re forty. Bare knuckle girl.

Her eyes look amazing like a sheet of double glazing.
And that blank expression says she’s well beyond saving.
Her lips are cherry red like the blood in her bed.
Which is propped up by books that she stole but never read.

She hooks with her left.
And she jabs with her right.
And she’s always off her head.
And she really likes to mix it on a Saturday night.

**Repeat

Boulder on her shoulder and she walks like a soldier.
And she’s out for the world, the bare knuckle girl.
And the world owes her a living but the world ain’t forgiving.
And she’s spent all her life just punching and kicking.

*Repeat
**Repeat

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   ZAP POW
Yeah, oh yeah

Zap pow biff bang holy cow
Someone's gonna get it and they're gonna get it now
Smack crack bish bash heart attack
Someone's gonna get it and they're gonna get it now

Got a party, we'll crash it
In a hotel, we'll trash it
Got a bottle, we'll drink it
Got a yacht, (he's got a yacht?) we'll sink it

There's always trouble, it follows us around.
Everywhere we seem to go, every city every town.
There's always trouble, it follows us around.
One Two Three Four - Who's that knocking at the door?

It's a short walk, we'll cab it
Got no invite, we'll blag it
Got a light switch, we'll fuse it
We've got a fuss box and we're gonna use it

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   WAR PAINT
Yeah!!! War paint. Yeah!!! War paint.
(put it on put it on it put on the war paint)
Number 7, lipstick heaven
Bet you can't get it at the 7/11
Charcoal is our body armour
Blacked out face from running mascara

Perfect make up, we don't care
We've got tangles in our hair
Get your mask and put in on if you dare. Yeah yeah

Slapping on the...
War paint. Got no class but we got style
War paint. Slam it on when we feel vile
War paint. If you wanna get ahead get the right profile
We don't wanna go to heaven, all we want is... War paint

Drunken nights are such a killer
Smudged up face left on your pillow
Made you look and I made you stare
Made you lose your underwear (x3)

Who wants to be so....? (x3)
When you can be so radical

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   YOU LOVE IT
We won't try to justify
The things we do to make you cry
Just sit back and take it slow
We'll inflict another blow

Don't you think it's kind of strange,
that we get the pleasure and you get the pain.

You love it. You love it.
When we are bad to you.
You love it. Can't get enough of it.
You love it. Yeah you do.

We don't mean to be unkind.
Stop that now or you'll go blind.
We are filled with delight.
When we make you feel uptight.

Now we're gone, and you are feeling drained.
It won't be long, 'till we have to do it all over again.
Can't get enough of it.

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   BOYS ARE US
Boys Are us! Boys are us!
Boys keep swinging, and the telephone keeps ringing
They're always on the line, when we're practicing our singing
Boys keep playing, and they don't mean what they're saying
They always make us roll with laughter
We know what they're really after

Don't give a damn what you all say
We're gonna go out anyway
Don't give a damn what you all say

Boys are us! We used to deny it, now we’re dying to try it
Boys are us! We can’t get enough of a little bit of rough

They’re loud, they’re rude
And sometimes very crude
And the stupid things they say
Well they shouldn’t be excused
And the lies they tell
We wish they’d go to hell
Are we sinking? Are we swimming?
Boys! Keep swinging

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   WE PLAY DUMB
*Vodka, vodka, we want more.
Smashing glasses on the floor.
Are we real or are we fake.
Just go home give us a break.

You play dead, we play dumb.
You say talk, we say run.
You play dead, we play dumb.
You just think we're bubblegum.
You don’t understand.
We play, we play dumb.

Excuse me but we can’t relate.
Why don’t you abbreviate.
What you see is what you get.
Don’t you understand it yet.

**You play dead, we play dumb.
You say talk, we say run.
You play dead, we play dumb.
Dont call us, it's just for fun.
We play dumb.

*Repeat

You play dead, we play dumb.
You say talk, we say run.
You play dead, we play dumb.
Interviews are so much fun.

Dumb...dumb...dumb... we play... (x3)
**Repeat
We play dumb, we play, we play dumb. (x5)

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   I'M GONNA SCREAM
If I don't get what I want (x3)
I am gonna... I am gonna... I am gonna...

I want a cook and I want a slave.
I wanna drive them into their graves.
I wanna ride in the bat mobile.
Live in a shack in Beverly Hills.

I want the world, I want the stars.
Get my own space shuttle and travel to Mars.
Sleep in a waterbed 50 foot long.
Make 'em jump when I bang my gong.

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   DON'T CALL ME BABE
Your little girl is not your little girl no more.
On your way out don't you forget to close the door.

I feel a change is coming, I'm getting out, I'm running.
This time I've got to win, you can call me anything but...
Don't call me, Don't call me, Babe!
Don't call me, Don't call me, Babe!

I don't know who to trust, was left for dead before.
I don't believe in you or anything no more.

Don't like you style, you're off the case.
Don't like you smile. Don't like your face.
Don't call me, Don't call me, Babe!

Don't call me, Don't call me, Don't call me,
Don't call me, Don't call me, Don't call me, Babe!

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   SHAMPOO'S CUPBOARD
He-Man, She-Ra, Roger Red Hat, Hong Kong Phooey, Playaway, Button Moon
Smell of Playdoh, Weeble wobble, Little Pony, Etch-a-Sketch, Buckeroo
Flat head Sindy, Mork and Mindy. Pogosticks, KerPlunk! and Meccano
Panda Pops, Corona, Um Bongo

Here's some things from our cupboard
Memories from the young Shampoo girls
Here's some things we remember
Here's some things that we used to know, yeah

Itchy beard, itchy chin, Jimmy Hill, skill
Double Dutch, Game and Watch, Top Trumps, Speak and Spell
Deely Boppers, Space Hoppers, school bean bags, cheapo strap on roller skates
Batwing jumpers, bodywarmers, Disclosing tablets, toothache and braces
Thanks to cola cubes, space dust and Pacers

Mr Men, Grange Hill, Crackerjack, Rent-a-Ghost
Action Man with Eagle Eyes, MiniPops, Stylophones
There's a lot of old junk, stored up in Shampoo's cupboard
Such a pile of old junk, but it's ours, and yeah, we love it
Super Ted, Dangermouse, Roland Rat, Tiny Tears
Pig shaped crisps, Donkey Kong, Care Bears, white dog poo
Itchy beard, itchy chin, Jimmy Hill, skill
Double Dutch, Game and Watch, Top Trumps, Speak and Spell
Mr Men, Grange Hill, Crackerjack, Rent-a-Ghost,
Action Man with Eagle Eyes, MiniPops, Stylophones
Super Ted, Dangermouse, Roland Rat, Tiny Tears, Pig shaped crisps,
Donkey Kong, Care Bears, white dog poo, white dog poo, white dog poo

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   INSPECTOR GADGET
His bag of tricks would confuse 007.
Two mobile phones is his idea of heaven
He thinks it's cool when his pager plays Elvis
Life would be hell without Duracells
Here he comes - Inspector Gadget
Here he comes again - can't kick the habit
But we can't talk 'cos we know that he's listening
We can't slip up 'cos we know he won't miss a thing
Know for a fact he wants in on the act

Here he comes - Inspector Gadget
Here he comes again - can't kick the habit
Here he comes - Inspector Gadget (hello)

Everything that he does, nearly drives us insane
Everything that he says, ends up sounding the same
Phone rings at six and he'll wake us at seven
Check's in at eight when the plane's at eleven
He can't be late - he'd much rather wait

Everything that he does, nearly drives us insane
Everything that he says, ends up sounding the same
Everything that we do, says he's done it before
Any subject we name, says he knows the score
Everything that he does, nearly drives us insane
Everything that he says, ends up sounding the same (hello)
Inspector Gadget - can't kick the habit
And in his dreams he's a fountain of knowledge
He knows so much that he's got his own college
Thinks he's switched on - but he's got it wrong

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   SOD THE NEIGHBOURS
Hearing the music. Banging the wall.
Drive yourself crazy. You silly old fool.
Coming around here. Saying your piece.
If we don't shut up. You'll call the police.

Blast them out. Wake 'em up.
We really really piss 'em off.
Sod the neighbours. I'm playing my stereo.
Do you want some? Come on then have a go.
What's your problem. I don't really wanna know.
Turn down your hearing aid.

You're not original. You're just as bad.
Like you didn't do it, when you were a lad.
Get lost you loser. Piss off you git.
Get stuffed old bird. Stop having a fit.

Dirty old perv peering through your window.
Granny features phones for noise patrol.
Sod the neighbours we're playing our stereo.
Turn down your hearing aid.

It's half ten. Late again.
He's ranting and raving.
Gets the door slammed in his face

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   TAKE A BREAK
I love you, you hate me.
Let's make it up over a cup of tea.
Take your mind off your mortality.
Win fifty pounds for a shopping spree.
Take a break from the daily routine.
Disconnect yourself from the washing machine.
The operation didn't go as planned.
Couldn't have happened to a nicer man.
Cleo the doberman saved my life.
My uncle's mistress ran off with my wife.
Take a break from the daily routine.
Disconnect yourself from the washing machine.
Bet he did it with my teenage neighbour.
While I was in labour, I was in labour.
Take a break from the daily routine.
Disconnect yourself from the washing machine.
Take a break from the daily routine.
Send your life story to the cheap magazine.

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   DON'T REMEMBER
Hello darling, have we met before?
Weren't you the one who knew the bloke next door?
Do you remember when we used to date?
Didn't you go out with my brother's mate?
'Course we don't remember, remember, remember
You know we don't remember, remember
You're not our mate. And we didn't date
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no way
Do you remember back in '93
You were the one who really fancied me
You used to hang out with my mate Paul
He said you said you thought that I was cool
'Course we don't remember, remember, remember
You know we don't remember, remember
There was no Paul. At our girls school
'Course we don't remember, remember, remember
You know we don't remember, remember
You're not our mate. And we didn't double date
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no way
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
We met each other two years ago
Talked about fleas and things and well, you know
You must remember, look at me
You were both drunk and you got off with me
'Course we don't remember, remember, remember
You know we don't remember, remember
We wouldn't snog. Such an ugly gob
'Course we don't remember, remember, remember
You know we don't remember, remember
You're not our mate. And we didn't double date
'Course we don't remember, remember, remember
You know we don't remember, remember
You're not Jack the Lad. But Jack the Sad

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   TERRORIST TV
You tell us the weather. But we ain't going out
We're stuck on the sofa. But we don't care about
How you solve our problems. Or redesign our house
What to wear when we're shopping. Or how to cook trout
We wake up every morning. To plastic grins and tans
No bombs, no guns, no warning
Just Winfrey, Richard and Judy, yeah, Judy
On Terrorist TV
She used to be a slag. He used to be a slob
'Till you made them over. Now they could do your job
So tell us we're crazy. We're eating our brains
Watching too much TV. Will make us insane
We wake up every morning. To plastic grins and tans
No bombs, no guns, no warning
Just Esther, Richard and Judy, hey, Judy
On Terrorist TV
We wake up every morning. To plastic grins and tans
Geraldo, Ricki, Leeza, Vanessa, Richard and Judy,
Judy, oh Judy, Oh Judy
On Terrorist TV. On Terrorist TV

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   FIRST CLASS
Just 'cos we stay in five star hotels
Do you think that we broke in as well
It goes to show that you can't tell
who deserves the dough
You look like a shrivelled old tart
You look like a beer bellied fart
If you want a quiet flight don't start
There's eight hours to go

*Whenever we fly
We get some nutters like you
So if we make you narky
We're glad that we do

**First class - our clothes are all wrong
First class - you don't like our song
First class - we're always to blame
First class - First class - we've hijacked your plane

Just because you're wearing a suit
You think that you can give us the boot
You hate us 'cos we're rolling in loot
We might have more than you
You're a bloated old Action Man
You're a gone to seed Desperate Dan
Better chase the skirt while you can
If your wife won't do
Your blood pressure's up
And your face has gone red
Why don't you find an army
To fight instead

**Repeat
*Repeat
**Repeat

First class - we order a drink
First class - and you kick up a stink
First class - we're always to blame
First class - First class - we've hijacked your plane

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   STAR OF THE SHOW
Change your hair, change your name, you're still the same
Be a lad, get the girls, you're Georgie Fame
You, you just ain't no natural being cool, it's not your satchel
Yeah, yeah, you're so shaggable, party dog, party animal
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're the star of the show.
What a shame... nobody wants to know.
You've got it. Don't want it
Standing out, being loud, get in with the crowd
You'll be sad to find out, they don't want you around
There's no beef in your burger bun
As milkshakes go, you're a triple thick one
Flat coke, you're bubbles all gone
Cherry pie, you're not a hot one

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're the star of the show.
What a shame... nobody wants to know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're the star of the show.
What a shame... that we don't wanna know.

You've got it. Don't want it
Fashion sense - that's a great big no no
'bout as welcome as Yoko Ono
Your prospects are as dead as a dodo
You're hanging on to your last Rolo

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   JET LAG
I can't go out, can't be bothered staying in
got a cool bed, but it was made for lying in
Can't get dressed, all my clothes are in my case
Have a rest, love to but I'm off my face
I can't work out if it's night or day
Nah nah - Playing the same cd
Nah nah - Track 1, track 2, track 3
Nah nah - Flying in from A to B
Nah nah - Gonna make my brain bleed
Stay up late to drag it out
Don't take offence. Don't know what we're on about
Done it again. We've been talking all the night
It's 9am. Gotta catch another flight
It's late you know. Yeah it's time to go
Nah nah - Reading all our magazines
Nah nah - Take-a-Break, Hello Jacqui
Nah nah - Need a burst of energy
Nah nah - Gonna make my brain bleed
Don't wanna go, don't wanna go,
don't wanna be here, don't wanna go.
Nah nah - Playing the same cd
Nah nah - Track 1, track 2, track 3
Nah nah - Flying in from A to B
Nah nah - Gonna make my brain bleed

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   LOVE HATE BABY
Been away for a while. Now you come back to haunt us.
Can't say I've missed your face. Or the old tricks you taught us.
Got no cash, but see you don't mind spending mine.
Haven't liked you for years. Don't you turn on the tears.
Love hate baby. Love hate baby.
Think that you're really it. Since you moved down to London.
No you can't smoke my fags. Trying to pull a fast one.
Rings on your fingers are the ones you pinched from me.
Haven't liked you for years. Don't you turn on the tears.
Love hate baby. Love hate baby.
Baby you scare my mates. Baby you bore my pants off. (x2)
Love hate baby...

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   SID
Hello Kitty. Posh little pussy.
Laying in the sun. Your hair so shiny.
In you fur lined bed. You dream of revenge.
Keeping all the boys guessing.

Love the way you're so clever.
Love the way you're so quick, yeah.
Lounging in your studded collar.
You're a furry green eyed monster.
What a vicious cat. You're a vicious cat.

You're so sexy. So sleek and slinky.
Always getting your way. Spitting, hissing away.
Digging in your claws and scratching.

What a vicious cat. You're a vicious cat.

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   BLISTERS AND BRUISES
Think about the good things.
Think about the bad things too.
Something happens in between.
Something like good feeling.
Something's getting hot when you rock it up.(x3)
You give me blisters and bruises.
You give me blisters and bruises, and bruises.
Oh you pretty baby.
Feel that pretty baby.
Oh you pretty baby.
Touch that pretty baby.

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   BOUFFANT HEADBUTT
You ain't so sweet. You ain't so innocent.
Just a piece of meat. Sell yourself, sell yourself.
You ain't so cool. You ain't so good looking.
But can't you see. You're a victim what a victim.
The way you act is such a disgrace.
Now we're going to rearrange your face.

*You're dead. You're dead.
Bouffant headbutt (respect?)
You're dead. You're dead.
When we get you outside... You're fucking dead.

Ain't got no pride. Ain't got no self respect.
Ain't got no nothing, nothing, nothing.
Bouffant Headbutt. Yeah, yeah. (x3)
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
The way you act is such a disgrace.
Now you'll feel a bouffant in your face.

*Repeat
Yeah yeah. Yeah yeah. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah. (x2)
Sell yourself, sell yourself, sell yourself, sell yourself.
What a victim, you're a victim, sell yourself, sell yourself.
*Repeat

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   CARS
Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the [only] way to live
In cars
Here in my car
I can only receive
I can listen to you
It keeps me stable for days
In cars
Here in my car
The image breaks down
Will you visit me please
If I open my door
In cars
Here in my car
I know I've started to think
About leaving tonight
Although nothing seems right
In cars

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   EXCELLENT
Yeah, we're talking. Yeah, we're laughing.
But we're feeling, something else inside.
Yeah, you're thinking. You're wanting, you're needing.
I know cause it's written in your lies.
It's you I despise!

And it's excellent. Oh yes, that's excellent.
Love for me boy and good looking. So good looking.

Words deleting. Actions are repeating.
Going round and round inside my mind...
All of the time!

This is love for me, boy.
Taking love for me, boy.
Making love for me, boy.
And good looking. So good looking.

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   GIRLS 'ROUND HERE
We go dance at Flamingo's on a Saturday night.
It's like a meat market under spinning lights.

*We're itchy, we're bitchy, we're getting kinda mad.
But the life that you're living is really kinda sad.
But the girls 'round here (the girls 'round here).(x2)
They say we're strange and they say we're queer.
But the girls...

So you're gonna have a baby and then you get your flat.
But you're living in a deep freeze and that's not where it's at.

*Repeat

But the girls 'round here (the girls 'round here).(x3)
But the girls...

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   I LOVE LITTLE PUSSY
I love little pussy.
Her coat is so warm.
And if I don't hurt her.
She'll do me no harm.
She'll sit by my side.
I'll give her some food.
And pussy will love me.
Because I am blue.
So hold on her tail.
Don't drive her away.
And pussy and I.
Very gently will play.

So hold on her tail.
Don't drive her away.
And pussy and I.
Very gently will play.
Little pussy. Little pussy.
Pussy.

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   KINKY KEN
Kinky Ken and bondage Barbie.
They ran a hotel by the sea.
They never had no vacancies.
Kinky Ken and...

They get complaints from the residents living next door.
(what did they say?)
Couldn't get to sleep 'til quarter to four.
(and why was that?)
Ken and Barbie always wanna party.
There's something very strange about the couple in number forty-three

Kinky Ken and bondage Barbie.
They always dressed in PVC.
Never needed plastic surgery.
If you wanna know what happens next just hang around me.

(what happend next?)
Well the police came a knockin' on the door.
(what did they say?)
What you've been doing is against the law.
(did they get nicked?)
No they didn't, it wasn't like TV.
the policeman said we're coming in.... for the party....

Kinky Ken and bondage Barbie.
Never got took into custody.
They gave the police their first freebee
If you wanna know what happens next just hang around me.

Kinky Ken and bondage Barbie
They live happily by the sea.
Night and day there's always party
Kinky Ken and bondage Barbie.
Bondage Barbie

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   MONSTER
Hello, hello. Have we met before?
Not you again. Oh what a bore.
You're so cold. Not barely alive.
You're so old. You must be twenty-five.
Monster. Monster. Monster.
Go ahead. You can hide.
Even though, we've got nothing to say.
Excuse me fast(?), it's always the same.
Really can't remember your name.
You're the monster. You're the monster. What a monster.
Monster. What a monster. You dirty monster.
What a monster. What a monster. Dirty monster. What a monster.

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   OUTTA CONTROL
Blonde idiots, conciet and greed.
All the rage, it's on the beach.

*What's it all about, do you know?
What's it all about, would you like to know?
She's out... she's out... out of control.
She's out... she's out... out of control.

Poison girl, Miss Teen Sweet.
You've got it all, self deceit.

*Repeat

Disfunctional!
Don't you think she's boring a bit?
She's out... she's out... out of control.

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   PAYDIRT
You may not like it but you soon will.
And if it hurts, then I'll do it more.
Just say nothing.
Leave it all to me.
Give it all you got baby.
And it's so for now you know how.
Yeah, yeah you know how.
So for now you know.
Baby let's get that love.
back to the paydirt.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Just make 'em up of old stories now.
Is this how you want it.
Is this how you need it?
You may not like it, but I'll do it anyway.
Baby, it's just my way.
And it's so for now you know how.
Yeah, yeah you know how.
So for now you know.
Baby let's get that love.(x2)
Back to the paydirt.(x6)

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   SCHOOL IS BORING
Should'a stayed in bed all day today, watched Neighbors and Home & Away.
Instead we had to go to school. It 'aint fair, It 'aint cool.
School is boring let's go home. School is boring let's go home.
Sitting in the back all on our own. School is boring, we wanna go home.
Everybody hates us that's ok, who need friends anyway?
We thought MC squared was a Dee Jay. Boring, Boring, Boring, Boring!
School is boring let's go home. School is boring let's go home.
We wanna vacate this dead end zone. School is boring, we wanna go...
Kill, Kill, Kill, killing time.
We're just Kill, Kill, Kill, killing time (killing time).
We wanna go home...(x5)
What's the capital of Peru? We don't know, betcha don't too.
What the hell are we supposed to do?
We're bored, we're bored, we're bored, we're bored.
School is boring let's go home. School is boring let's go home.
Sitting in the back all on our own. School is boring, we wanna go home.
We wanna go home...(it's a bore) We wanna go home...(x2)
School is boring let's go home. We wanna go home.(x4)

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   TOP OF THE POPS
(Uptight) now we're on our own
(Cue lights) now we're ready to roam
(Tonight) how I've waited for,
aggravated for years
(It's fun) oh, I just can't wait
(Hold on) until I look up to date
(You're on) I'll do anything
if that's the right thing to see.

Does it matter what to show
just as long as everyone knows
what you're selling, what to buy
the stock market for your hi-fi.
(Take the money and leave the box)
Everybody's on top of the pops

(There's one) born every day
(Sing song) until they fade away
(Ding dong) what's your future
in the pop music industry?
(All right) so you made the grade
(Hold tight) to the top today
(Just wait) you've been rated for,
contemplated for doing fine.

[Does it matter what to show
just as long as everyone knows
what's in fashion, what to see
on the front of the television screen.
(Take the money and leave the box)
Everybody's on top of the pops.]

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   WE DON'T CARE
You're scared of us, of our innocence and our sex.
You're so scared of us, so you stare at us. You just stare at us.

We don't care if you think we're dumb. We don't care about anyone.
We don't care because we're young and,
Our time has just begun. Our time has just....

You've heard of us, you've seen the pictures, read the lines.
You're so scared of us because we're young, we're alive.

We've got fifteen minutes before we go pow!
We've got fifteen minutes before we go pow!
We want our fifteen minutes and we want 'em now!

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   YEA YEA YEA
Be Bop-a-Lula, Bop Shu-wa Bop Bop Shu-wa
Be Bop-a-Lula, Bop Shu-wa Bop Bop Shu-wa
Yea Yea Yea

You're gonna have to tell me baby what it is you want
Cause I can't read your mind
Everytime you hold me, don't you know you can control me
Boy it's all right. Boy it's all right.
So won't you tell me baby, what it is you really want
We gotta go now, we gotta go now, we gotta go tonight

Take me down, down - Baby take me down
Take me down, down - Baby take me all the way down
We gotta go now, we gotta go now, we gotta go tonight

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