| you know you're asian when... 1. your mom has a short-hair curly perm 2. your dad is some sort of engineer 3. you ask your parents for help on one math problem and two hours later they're lecturing 4. you have a 40 lb. of rice in your pantry 5. everyone thinks you're chinese no matter what part of asian race you're in 6. your parents enjoy comparing you to other kids 7. your parents say"dun forget ur heritage" 8. you've had to eat parts of animals they don't even put in hotdogs 9. at least once you started with a joke w. ," confucious says..." 10. you know what bok choy is 11. you've ever gotten little red envelopes around february 12. piles of shoes tend to make it hard to open the front, back, and closet doors 13. you hear (your name eeee(optional)and yah!) everytime sum1 calls you 14. idiot people try to impress or make fun of the asian languages...lyke the ever so popular,"ching chong wook bok ee 15. your parents say leaving rice in your bowl is a sin 16. your ancestors 1000 years ago invented the backscratcher 17. at least one family member wears one black wire/plastic frame glasses 18. your parents hover over your tired, caffeine drugged body at midnight to say," in korea, we studied even more" 19. your parents expect you to be best friends w. ne1 you know as long as dey're asian 20. sum1 asian comes n ppl ask," ish dat ur mother? well den, ish dat your sis. bro, father, etC?" 21. your relative's house smells lyke incense, mothball, or probably both 22. ur parents says," calculius? i took dat in 8th grade!" 23. every1 tinks ur g0od at math 24. ur parents vocabulary ish filled w.," ai-yah n wahs" 25. u lyke $1.75 movies buh $1.50 even more 26. your parents insists you arry w.in ur race 27. your parents have neva kissed you 28. your parents have neva kissed each otha except wen dey married 29. you either rilli rilli rilli wanna go to the uci or u rilli rilli rilli wanna stay away from it 30. ur parents have made you play the violin, piano, or even both |
| i no there's more buh since i can't cpy n pste..i gottah type the whole thing n imm rilli tired!! [H] [O] [M] [E] |
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