About Me

Home Interests Resume

I was born in Barstow, California, a Route 66 desert town. Here are some pictures.

I miss this town. It wasn't so hot as towns go, but it was better than the other places I've lived.

Then we moved to Oakhurst, California. No good photos of it could be found, but suffice it to say that it was a pretty town in the Sierras. However, suffice it also to say that it's people were a bunch of evil SOBs!

Now we live in Valley Center. This is why I'm homesick for Barstow. I hate this lame redneck town. Boring, ugly, and the people repulse me. I must escape!

This is my mother wearing the ugliest outfit I have ever seen, for doing yardwork. Even the photo tiling this page, with me and that stupid grin, isn't nearly as ugly!