The Lord is my programmer, I shall not crash.

He installed His software on the hard disk of my heart; all of His commands are user-friendly.

His directory guides me to the right choices for His name's sake.

Even though I scroll through the problems of life,
I will fear no bugs, for He is my backup. His password protects me.

He prepares a menu before me in the presence of my enemies. His help is only a keystroke away.

Surely goodness and mercy will follow me all the days of my life, and my file will be merged with His and saved forever.

Directions to His Home
Make a right onto "Believeth Blvd.".
Keep straight and go through the Green Light, which is Jesus Christ.
From there, you must turn onto the "Bridge of Faith", which is over troubled water.
When you get off the bridge, make a right turn and keep straight.
You are on the "King's Highway"---Heaven Bound.
Keep going for 3 miles: One for the Father, One for the Son and One for the Holy Ghost.
Then exit off onto "Grace Blvd.".
From there, make a right turn on "Gospel Lane".
Keep straight and then make another right on "Prayer Blvd.".
As you go on your way, yield not to the traffic on "Temptation Ave.".
Also, avoid Sin St. because it is a DEAD END.
Pass up "Envy Drive", and "Have Ave.".
Also, pass "Hypocrisy St.", Gossiping Lane", and "Backbiting Blvd.".
But you have to go down "Long-suffering Lane", "Persecution Blvd." and "Trials and Tribulations Ave.".
But that's alright, because VICTORY BLVD. is straight ahead!!!