In-Character Diaries of
Rockthar Stardust

"Concert Ingredient List" (5/14/05)

*crudely scrawled on rough paper with a jumbo blue crayon that is so big you have to hold it with a clenched fist like a stick instead of like a pencil*

I had that Petey dream again.  He was dancing in the land of happy elf people on gumdrop street with unicorns dancing with him and purple happy elf unicorn riders with their pretty happy elf gumdrop babies flying around on rainbow shoes.  He was so happy!

*page marked with tear stains*

Concert Ingredients List:

-Giant Flaming Demon Skull that spews blood by the gallons
-Face Paint
-20 pounds of cottage cheese
-backup dancers and singers and stuff
-leather demon suits for backup dancers
-groupies
-lightning machine (kitty angel?)
-nakedness
-PR director
-skeletal horde
-magical super light makers
-hot girlfriend
-large sandwich and some beer
-box of chocolates for all my buddies
-pirate captains hat
-huge Pete facsimile
-lions and tigers on the ends of chains for killing
-altar to the dark gods
-senior citizen seating section
-clothing with lots of buckles and rubies
-flying machine
-pretty happy elf gumdrop babies with flight capable rainbow shoes
-merchandise

Haikus

Rock rock rock the night
Rock the morning and the noon
Rock on little ones

Oh little rat friend
Hiding between his berries
Nibble nibble crunch 

I dream I am a girl
With peaches instead of eyes
But you I can see 

She was succubus
I swear to it by my ass
I have no donkey

Last Update:
May 24th, 2005

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