"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office."

Aesop


"The test of every religious, political, or educational system, is the man which it forms.
If a system injures the intelligence it is bad. If it injures the character it is vicious.
If it injures the conscience it is criminal."

Henri Frederic Amiel, Source: Journal, 17 June 1852

"Under every stone lurks a politician."

Aristophanes
, (450 BC - 385 BC)

"No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office."

 Covert Bailey

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy."

Sir Ernest Benn


"American elections are a referendum on indifference. The remarkable dead-heat distribution of the one hundred million votes (in the 2000 presidential race) indicates how difficult it is to distinguish between the two parties."

Burt Blumert


"In the past few decades American institutions have struggled with the temptations of politics. Professions and academic disciplines that once possessed a life and structure of their own have steadily succumbed, in some cases almost entirely, to the belief that nothing matters beyond politically desirable results, however achieved. In this quest, politics invariably tries to dominate another discipline, to capture and use it for politics' own purposes, while the second subject--law, religion, literature, economics, science, journalism, or whatever--struggles to maintain its independence. But retaining a separate identity and integrity becomes increasingly difficult as more and more areas of our culture, including the life of the intellect, perhaps especially the life of the intellect, become politicized. It is coming to be denied that anything counts, not logic, not objectivity, not even intellectual honesty, that stands in the way of the 'correct' political outcome."

Robert Bork


"If pigs could vote, the man with the slop bucket would be elected swineherd every time, no matter how much slaughtering he did on the side."

Orson Scott Card

"War is regarded as nothing but the continuation of politics by other means."

Karl Von Clausewitz

"We have the right as individuals, to give away as much of our own money as we please in charity; but as members of Congress we have no right to appropriate a dollar of the public money. ... Money with them (corrupt politicians) is nothing but trash when it is to come out of the people. But it is the one great thing for which most of them are striving, and many of them sacrifice honor, integrity, and justice to obtain it." Col. David Crockett, "Not Yours To Give", Originally published in "The Life of Colonel David Crockett," by Edward Sylvester Ellis
"Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything."

Frank Dane


"Today, Christian conservative activists seem to be playing out the classic definition of insanity which is to keep repeating the same actions expecting to get different results."

Colonel V. Doner, Chalcedon Report, 10/00


"An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry."

George Eliot


"It is, when strictly judged, an act of public immorality to form and lead an opposition on a certain plea, to succeed, and then in office to abandon it."

William Ewart Gladstone


"Distinguished and discreet spokesmen for the government haven't changed all that much since Pontius Pilate, who left the definition of truth to others. It wasn't his area."

Paul Greenberg


"The two major political parties can be summed up this way: There are two parties, one is the Stupid Party and the other is the Evil Party. Occasionally these two parties create legislation that is both stupid and evil. This is called bipartisanship."

Andrew Grooms


"For in politics, as in religion, it is equally absurd to aim at making proselytes by fire and sword. Heresies in either can rarely be cured by persecution."

Alexander Hamilton (writing as Publius in Federalist No. 1)


"There are only two important things in politics. The first is money and I can't remember the second."

Mark Hanna


"The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many',and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites.' "

Larry Hardiman

"Politics must be the battle of the principles --- the principle of liberty against the 
principle of force."

Auberon Herbert

"You cannot cripple an opponent by outwitting him in a political debate. You can only do it by following Lenin's injunction: 'In political conflicts, the goal is not to refute your opponent's argument, but to wipe him from the face of the earth.' "

David Horowitz, 'The Art of Political War and Other Radical Pursuits' 2000

"Politics is about winning. If you don't win, you don't get to put your principles into practice. Therefore, find a way to win, or sit the battle out."
 
David Horowitz, (use Lenin's tactics if you must, see above)


"What this country needs is more unemployed politicians."

Edward Langley


"The political terms 'will' and 'popular will' have a long track record in Western history going back to Rousseau. That record is profoundly anti-democratic, essentially inviting elites to interpret what the common people believe and want. In litigious modern America, that would be a judicial elite telling us how we meant to vote or should have voted."

John Leo


"In my humble opinion, the only relevant argument among members of the Republican Party is over whose turn it is to throw in the towel."

Norman Liebmann


"It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen."

George MacDonald, (1824-1905) Scottish novelist

"The Truth is that all men having power ought to be mistrusted."

James Madison


"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies."

Groucho Marx


"Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods."

H.L. Mencken

"Half the sorrows of the world, I suppose, are caused by making false assumptions. ... (A great) increase (in human happiness) would follow if the American people could only rid themselves of (the) false assumption that still rides them - one that corrupts all their thinking about the great business of politics, and vastly augments their discontent and unhappiness - the assumption, that is, that politicians are divided into two classes, and that one of these classes is made up of good ones. (T)his assumption is almost universally held among us. Our whole politics, indeed, is based upon it, and has been based upon it since the earliest days. What is any political campaign save a concerted effort to turn out a set of politicians who are admittedly bad and put in a set who are thought to be better? The former assumption, I believe, is always sound; the latter is just as certainly false. For if experience teaches us anything at all it teaches us this: that a good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar."

H. L. Mencken from 'Politics', in 'The American Scene, A Reader' Knopf, 1965, p. 217-218

"The saddest life is that of a political aspirant under democracy. His failure is ignominious and his success disgraceful."

H. L. Mencken

"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner."

H. L. Mencken


"Crime does not pay ... as well as politics."

Alfred E. Newman

"Here is the Golden Rule of sound citizenship, the first and greatest lesson in the study of politics: You get the same order of criminality from any State to which you give power to exercise it; and whatever power you give the State to do things FOR you carries with it the equivalent power to do things TO you."

Albert J. Nock, American Mercury, March, 1939 (read full article here)
"Sloths move at the speed of congressional debate but with greater deliberation and less noise."

P.J. O'Rourke

"Politics should be limited in scope to war, protection of property, and the occasional precautionary beheading of a member of the ruling class."

P.J. O'Rourke

"The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it."

P.J. O'Rourke

"The founding fathers, in their wisdom, devised a method by which our republic can take one hundred of its most prominent numbskulls and keep them out of the private sector where they might do actual harm."

P.J. O'Rourke

"When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators."

P.J. O'Rourke


"Political language -- and with variations this is true of all political parties, from Conservatives to Anarchists -- is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind."

George Orwell, Shooting an Elephant

"People only leave (Washington) by way of the box -- ballot or coffin."

Claiborne Pell


"Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first."

Ronald Reagan

"The politicians in this world... have at their command weapons of mass destruction far more complex than their own thinking processes."

Charley Reese

"To centralize power in the name of freedom is akin to putting a crime syndicate in charge of rooting out corruption.  It is the normal state of politics that the more centralized it is, the more damage it does.  Fast-track authority [for government-to-government trade agreements] centralizes power and is therefore part of the problem."

 Llewellyn H. Rockwell, Jr.

"Among the most urgent political priorities of our age is the separation of economy and state."

Lew Rockwell


"Did you ever know a politician that was not 'facing the most critical time in the world's affairs' every time he spoke in public?"

Will Rogers (1879-1935)


"You know how Congress is. They'll vote for anything if the thing they vote for will turn around and vote for them. Politics ain't nothing but reciprocity."

Will Rogers

"The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office."

Will Rogers


"Nothing just happens in politics. If something happens you can be sure it was planned 
that way."

Franklin D. Roosevelt

"Politics and bureaucracy are arenas of personal power that are nearly irresistible to 
mediocre persons. Mediocrities in power regard the world
as unsafe as long as persons of
originality and creativity are allowed freedom."


Otto Scott, Historian

"The first rule of economics is that there is an infinite number of desires chasing a finite number of goods, services and resources. The first rule of politics is to ignore the first rule of economics."

Thomas Sowell

"Politicians are seldom willing to solve any problem by simply stopping what they have been doing to create the problem. Instead, they come up with new programs that ignore the real cause."

Thomas Sowell

"When politicians promise to give you something, just remember that the only money they have is what they take from the people. If you want someone to pick your pockets and then give you a handout, there are plenty of politicians around who will do that for you.  In fact, a lot of politicians have been around a long time just by using such tactics.  Above all, never assume that political phrases actually mean what they say or imply. Rent control does not control rents, gun control does not control guns, and the Indian Child Welfare Act disregards the welfare of Indian children with unbelievable callousness."

Thomas Sowell

"Whenever someone suggests cutting taxes, liberals like Al Gore call it 'a risky scheme.' In other words, it is risky to let people keep more of the money they worked for, but it is not risky to turn it over to politicians in Washington."

Thomas Sowell

"'Fair' is one of the most dangerous concepts in politics. Since no two people are likely to agree on what is 'fair,' this means that there must be some third party with power -- the government -- to impose its will. The road to despotism is paved with 'fairness'."

Thomas Sowell

A POLITICAL GLOSSARY
by Thomas Sowell
(From Compassion Versus Guilt and Other Essays, NY: Morrow,1987)

Every field has its own special words and expressions, which others find hard to understand. Politics is no exception. For those who have difficulty understanding the strange way words are used by politicians and the media, here is a glossary translating political rhetoric into plain English:

"crisis": any situation you want to change

"bilingual": unable to speak English

"equal opportunity": preferential treatment

"non-judgmental": blaming society

"compassion": the use of tax money to buy votes

"insensitivity": objections to the use of tax money to buy votes

"simplistic": an argument you disagree with but can't answer

"rehabilitation": magic word said before releasing criminals

"demonstration": a riot by people you agree with

"mob violence": a riot by people you disagree with

"a matter of principle": a political controversy involving the convictions of liberals

"an emotional issue": a political controversy involving the convictions of conservatives

"funding": money from the government

"commitment": more money from the government

"docu-drama": a work of fiction about famous people

"autobiography": a work of fiction about yourself

"federal budget": a work of fiction about government spending

"people's republic": a place where you do what you are told or get shot

"national liberation movements": organizations trying to create people's republics

"policy research": looking for statistics to support the position you have already taken

"stereotypes": behavior patterns you don't want to think about

"Reaganomics": media explanation of downturns in the economy

"robust economy": media explanation of upturns in the economy

"constitutional interpretation": judges reading their own political views into the Constitution

"politicizing the courts": criticizing judges for reading their own political views into the Constitution

"a proud people": chauvinists you like

"bigots": chauvinists you don't like

"private greed": making money selling people what they want

"public service": gaining power to make people do what you want them to

"innovation": something new

"new innovation": something new by someone who doesn't understand English

"competency": competence, as described by the incompetent

"moderate Arabs": mythical beings to whom State Department officials make sacrificial offerings

"special interest lobby": politically organized conservatives

"public interest group": politically organized liberals

"accountability": holding teachers, public officials, and private businesses responsible for the consequences of their misdeeds

"chilling effect": holding journalists responsible for the consequences of their misdeeds.


"You can fool some of the people all of the time, and those are the ones you have to
concentrate on."

Robert S. Strauss

"I think I can say, and say with pride, that we have some legislatures that bring higher prices than any in the world."

Mark Twain


"Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly 
concern them."

Paul Valery

"The bottom line is that if politicians weren't in the business of granting favors and exacting tribute, every single issue surrounding campaign finance reform would be irrelevant. After all, why would anyone spend money for influence, access, favors and tribute if the only thing that politicians do is to live up to their oaths to uphold and defend the Constitution? But, I'm afraid, most Americans want congressmen to do something else -- to violate the Constitution in order to make it possible for them to live at the expense of others."

Dr. Walter Williams


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