GETTING TO
KNOW — JANICE RAND
SEX:
Too much woman to ignore.
HOME:
Brooklyn, NY Yeah, you gonna make something of dat?
HEIGHT:
5'7'in high heels but I don't wear them anymore because it makes the captain uncomfortable
that it makes me taller than him.
EYES:
Beautiful Baby Blue
HAIR:
Golden tresses in a honeyed beehive do.
WHAT
IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW?: As the Galaxy Swirls.
WHAT'S
ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: “How to trap the man of your dreams.” Well that’s what I’m
reading on my PADD
FAVOURITE
MAGAZINE: Cosmo
FAVOURITE
SMELL: Charlie’s Perfume.
WORST
FEELING IN THE WORLD: Being groped by that wolf. T-rex as lounge lizard. Yuch.
BEST
FEELING IN THE WORLD: Being in a clutch with the captain—even if takes the near
destruction of the ship to get him to do it.
THINGS
TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Paint my nails pink.
FAVOURITE
SOUNDTRACK: Madona’s “Blonde Ambition.”
WHAT
IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: How do I get
the captain to notice my legs?
DO
YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: Only when I have my period.
ROLLER
COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: That depends? Can I have the captain ride it with
me so I can have an excuse to grab onto him?
PEN
OR PENCIL?: A quill pen—like Marie Antoinette.
HOW
MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: Hey that’s Nyota’s job not mine—don’t
I have enough to do getting coffee?
FAVOURITE
FOODS: Anything salty
DO
YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: No—mom doesn’t understand why I don't come
home and find a good man to marry.
HAVE
YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME?: Well er...there was that wild
shoreleave—but that was Chris’ and Nyota’s fault! I'll never forget the
embarrassment of having the captain bail us out.
CHOCOLATE
OR VANILLA?: Chocolate—especially Chocolate Swirl—I don’t do Vanilla.
CROUTONS
OR BACON BITS?: Croutons—it sounds so French.
DO
YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: No—I prefer to sit in the backseat—in fact I prefer the
driver to sit in the backseat too.
DO
YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: All right Nyota—was it you who told them about
the teddy bear?
IF
YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Toy Poodle.
IF
YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: Growl. A sex kitten.
THUNDERSTORMS,
COOL OR SCARY?: Cool—I'm not the one who says “I’m frightened Captain” at the
drop of a hat. Ouch. Uhura that hurt!
IF
YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: Cleopatra—the woman knew
how to get her man.
FAVOURITE
ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Shirley Temples.
WHAT
IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: Virgo, of course.
EAT
THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: I don't eat broccoli.
GIRLS—WOULD
YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT?: I don’t have to ask. Kirk often takes his
shirt off without my having to. Purrrrrr
IF
YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Not—this one. Believe it
or not I’m not a bimbo.
IF
YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: How do you think it got
this way in the first place?
IF
YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: Well...I have a string of
rose petals tattooed right now around my ankle. Stop kicking Nyota—it’s not
true I got “Janice loves Jim” tattooed there!
HAVE
YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: Don’t Ask.
DESCRIBE
YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Well...Jim Kirk is bound and gagged beside me so he doesn’t
have any choice and...
WHAT
IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: My paintings. There is more to my art than my
elaborate hairdos.
IS
THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?: Half full. Someday I’m gonna get’m
WHAT
IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE?: Mango Passion.
ARE
YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: Lefty—a sign of creativity.
DO
YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: Of course? What do you expect of
a glorified galaxy hoping secretary?
IF YOU
COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: A water sprinkler.
WHAT'S
UNDER YOUR BED?: Wouldn’t you like to know?
WHAT
IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?: All of them.
WHAT
WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: I never needed one. I always could stop traffic and hitch
a ride whenever I wanted. Besides since the days of the 20th Century who ever
heard of a New Yorker needing a car?
WHAT
IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: Galileo
FAVOURITE
SPORT TO WATCH?: Wrestling.
SAY
ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Nyota knows how to keep a
secret.
OF
ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT?:
Chris—she hasn't spoken to me since she found out I was responsible for putting
the mistletoe above Spock’s door.
Please write to me and
let me know what you thought.