Mommy mommy jokes

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* Mommy, Mommy! I don't like fishing.

- Shut up and stop squirming.

* Mommy, Mommy, Why am I running around in circles?

* Shutup, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.

* Mommy, Mommy! Suzi got run over by a steamroller.

- Shut up and get the maple syrup.

* Mommy, Mommy! Can I play in the sandbox?

- Not until I find a better place to bury Daddy.

* Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire!

- Hurry up and get the marshmallows!

* Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy running away?

- Shut up, and help me reload the shotgun!

* Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to go to Australia.

- Shut up son and keep swimming.

* Mommy, Mommy, I don't know how to play poker.

- Shaddup and deal.

* Mommy, Mommy! My head hurts!

- Shut up and get away from the dart board!