>>I remember the first time I met them. They were so young, so innocent, and so unaware of what their destiny held for them.

Locke: Yes, running around in mini-skirts, fighting batteries with arms.
Yuffie:(Battery) I am Barattica! I will destroy you, but first, I must recharge!

>>Hell, even I didn't know what their future would bring,

Relm: More running around in mini-skirts and fighting inanimate objects with limbs.
Edge: This whole mini-skirt thing is starting to sound good.
Yuffie: Perv. Do you always hit on 15 year old girls?
Edge: Rydia is 17, and I said she was cute once!

>>and I'm supposed to be the great all-knowing one.

Edge: GASP! Ms. Cleo???

>>But that day, the day I became their teacher, was the beginning of it all for me. I remember I stood just this side of the portal, listening to their conversation....

>>"Who is this woman, that we all have to meet her ship?"

Relm: Because it is a plot contriance.

The raven haired beauty put her hands on her hips in a huff.

Locke: Ooh, tongue twister!
Edge: Sally sells seashells by the seashore! SALLY SELLS SEASHELLS BY THE SEASHORE!

"Mars-chan, don't be rude. Just because we don't know who she is doesn't mean she's not important."

Yuffie: (sarcastic)Yes, we always hold complete strangers in high esteem.
Relm: And of course she's gonna be important, it's one of the many Mary-Sue laws of the fanfic world.
Edge: ........Who's this Mary-Sue you speak of?
Yuffie: You, are such an idiot.

>>The notoriously shy blue haired girl

Relm: Mercury, the rapper of the Sailor Senshi world.
Locke:(Mercury) Word to ya mother, G Dawg!

>>looked around nervously, waiting for the stranger's ship to touch down.

Yuffie: Ship? I thought she was gonna enter via portal.
Edge: Maybe she's gonna enter the portal, to get on the ship, then land.
Yuffie: What would that accomplish?
Edge: Maybe she wants a fancy entrance.

>>"Oh, stuff it, Mercury-chan. She's just some provincial princess from some backwater
>>planet..."

Yuffie: The Degobah System?
Locke: There is no try, only do or do not!

"Be nice, Mars-chan,"

Relm: What the hell is this 'chan' thing they keep doing?
Edge: *whips out JP dictionary* It says that 'chan' means asphalt!
Locke: *smacks Edge* Idiot, read the definition below it!
Edge: *reading* Suffix for familiar (female) person......
Yuffie: So they need to declare to each other that they know each other?
Locke: Don't question the ways of the Japanese!
Edge: .....I still think it means asphalt.

>>cut in the lively blonde.

Relm: ....Dicapitating the other scouts.
Edge: Oh, how I wish that was true.....

"Who knows? She may become our greatest ally!"

Yuffie: Or a major pain in the ass.
Locke: I think the other five already have that covered.

The brunette giggled. "Yeah, right, Venus-chan. Like she'll even have a fraction of the power the Senshi do."

Relm: But Pluto has Mary-sue power, that overrides all other powers.
Edge: Now, is Pluto one of the lesbian scouts?
Yuffie: No, that's Neptune and Uranus.


>>The elegant green haired woman

Locke and Relm: Terra??

>>watched the argument continue,

Edge: ....Waiting for it to turn into topless mud wrestling.
Yuffie: Didn't I just tell you that she wasn't one of the lesbian scouts?
Edge: Hey, I can pretend. ^_~


>>smiling to herself. "If they only knew.

Locke: Diet Dr. Pepper DOES NOT taste more like the original!


Well, I guess I better look for an opportune moment to interrupt. Hmmm..."

"I bet she can't even fight."

Perfect!

"Is that an open bet, little girl?" The imposing woman stepped out of nowhere, shocking the young princesses into silence.

"Ummmm...Who're you?" asked Mars.

"Me? I'm just the provincial princess of a backwater planet."

Mars had the grace to blush slightly.

"Where's your ship?" asked Mercury, looking around. "I didn't think we were so engrossed that we'd miss the sound of a ship landing."

"Ship? Why would I need a ship?" the woman asked innocently.

All four girls looked at her disbelievingly.

"So. Why are you here?" asked Mars.

"Mars! How rude!"

"No, that's all right." The woman motioned the others to silence, looking Mars in the eye. "I'm here to teach you."

"Teach us what?"

"How to fight."

Mars barked a laugh.

"You find that amusing?"

"I happen to be an extremely skilled fighter. Why would I need you?"

"Care to find out, child?"

"Was that a challenge, woman?"

"Mayhap. Do you accept?" Red eyes met violet in a clash of wills.

"I do."

"Then prepare yourself, Mars."

The other three girls watched in stunned disbelief as their friend squared off with the stranger. All Venus could think was, "Queen Serenity is not going to like this."