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Itch
Sleek 74 Dart Sport
Roaring to a halt you see;
Grumbling at the red light
Beside a chevy SUV
This break in my driving
Gives me chance to scrach,
Also to adjust myself...
But then her glance I catch
Miss hottie in the chevy
Has witnessed this my covert act
And she giggles at my fault.
Embarassment is what I attract.
The light turns green,
I leave white smoke.
Both rear radials squeel
As I escape this joke.
The next red light grins
For it enjoys this plight of mine,
As miss hottie returns right to my side
Still grinning... yet lookin' fine
Again the quad-V's open up
And more rubber is laid down
As I escape for good.
And with shrunken dignity, I leave town. |