A quickie I wrote because I was having such *fun* (sounds of groaning) playing with my computer the other day. This is a little something I suspect all programmers can sympathize with.(grin)
Disclaimer: Voyager and its crew belong to Paramount. The computer codes belong to me---and don't bother telling me they won't run. I *know* that.
Command Performance
By Ragpants
"Com…"
Audio pick-up on.
Delete audio buffer.
Start.
Loading audio buffer.
Processing.
While (x<>known || x<> authorization 47)
{ char x, identity [i];
if x==identity [i]
then break;
else
identity[i]= identity[i+1];
}
Match detected.
Vocal pattern identified.
Identity==Comdr. Chakotay, SFID #08396529
Reliablity== 97.8232% + or - .005
Authorization level== Command, level 1B
Push.
Routing.
0001 0101 1111 0011 0100 1000 0100 0100 1010 1001 0111
Packet identifier==accepted.
Sensory subsystems check.
Main view screen==error flag set.
Start diagnostic.
Processing.
Error detected.
Comparing datum to cached copy.
EF6A32<> cached copy.
Getting new data point from sensor array.
EF6A32<> 4B673A
Overwrite datum.
Reset error flag.
End sensory subsystems diagnostic.
End sensory subsystems check.
Push.
Pop.
Pop.
Get audio buffer file.
Push.
Resume.
"…..puter, lights out."