You have come this far so you are curious or just bored on the NET. Many times I have searched the NET looking for something interesting or just odd to amuse me for five or ten minutes. I've learnt pretty quickly about typing the words Free, odd, Bizarre or amusing into any search engine ! I know you know what I'm talking about. All you get is sex sites. OK I can be honest I looked at a number of them to start with but all you get is the same old boring stuff or promises of younger and even younger girls (or boys as the case may be) and those damned persistent pop up windows that just don't stop. So these pages are written purely for entertainment and as they develop will evolve into something more like the internal workings of my own mind. Pretty scary stuff don't ya think. Please be paitent as Geocities seems to be a little slow loading. However I (your humble servant) have tried to make the pages interesting so it will be worth it and you will enjoy your visit. I'll shut up now so you can get on with it. ................... I have no control over your reactions to the content of this site so please read my Disclaimer. I dont read Disclaimers just Take me there.............. Now !