In Portland, Oregon, it is illegal to wear roller skates in public rest rooms.
Alaska says it's against the law to look at a moose from an airplane.
In Ft. Huachuca, Arizona, hunting buffalo on the parade ground is against the law.
Prichard, Alabama, forbids loud talking.
Also Macomb, Illinois law makes it illegal for a car to impersonate a wolf.
It is against the law to pawn your wooden leg in Delaware.
A Zeigler, Illiniois, law states that only the first four firemen reaching a fire will be paid for their services.
New York has a law forbidding blind men from driving automobiles.
Washington law says that a driver of a car not equipped with ash trays is liable to a fine of two hundred dollars.
In Anderson, South Carolina, it is illegal for anyone to curl up on the railroad tracks to take a nap.
The Utah state code holds that birds have the right of way on public highways.
It is illegal for anyone to ride his or her bicycle backward on the main streets of Forgan, Oklahoma.
In Lawrence, Kansas, you can't carry bees around in you hat on the city streets.
In Kansas City, it is illegal for a minor to purchase a cap gun, but they can however buy a shotgun.
It is illegal to walk an elephant down Market Street without a leash, in San Francisco.
In Atlanta it is prohibited by law to dres or undress mannikins in public, or in store windows without pulling down a shade first.
New Hampshire law forbids you to yap your foot, nod your head, or in any way keep time to music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.
In Grand Rapids, Michigan a law provides a fine for "embracing or being embraced while a car is in motion".
You can't sell snakes on the streets in California.
It is illegal in Nebraska to picnic twice on the same spot within any thirty-day period.
In Santa Ana, Califorina, it is unlawful to pass a fire truck while riding a bicycle.
New York City law states that all whiskers worn in public by Santa Clause must be fireproof. (Santa's on Fire!!!!!)
In Anchorage, Alaska, it is the law that every year all male residents shall raise beards from January 5th to the middle of February, when a celebration called the Fur Rendezvous is held.
Beards more than two and a half feet long are forbidden by law in Altoona, Pennsylvania.
In Georgia, it is considered a misdemeanor for anyone to attend church on Sundays without a loaded rifle.
In Chicago, it is against the law to eat in a place that is on fire.
Kentucky law holds it to be contributory negligence for a person to be behind a mule without first speaking to the animal.
Duncan, Oklahoma, says it's against the law to wash clothing in a public drinking fountain or bird bath.
People who double park in Minneapolis can be put on the chain gang and fed bread and water.
In Massachusetts, it is unlawful to deliver diapers on Sunday, regardless of emergencies.
A law in Massachuetts declares that peanuts may not be eaten in court.
Southbridge, Massachusetts, makes it illegal to read books or newspapers after 8 P.M in the streets.
If you are found carrying a corpses in a taxicab, in Hartford, Conneticut, you will be fined $5.00.
And in Wichita, Kansas, a father cannot frighten his daughter's boyfriend with a gun.
In Stockton, Califoria, a law made in 1929 makes it illegal to wiggle while dancing.
In Monroe, Untah, law requires that daylight be visible between dancing couples. (No Slow Dancing!!)
In Detroit, you can't sit in the middle of the street and read a newspaper.
In Seattle, you can't carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.
And in Youngstown, Ohio, it is against the law to ride on the roof on a taxi.
Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in Marshalltown, Iowa.
It is against the law to drive more than 2,000 sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
It is against the law to eat snakes on Sunday in Kansas.
In Salt Lake City, Utah, you cannot give away a fish on Sunday or on a legal holiday.
It is illegal to fish on the Chicago breakwater in pajamas.
Oregon state law forbids the use of canned corn in fishing. (Canned corn does work, I have tried it when I lived in Oregon)
It is against the law to bit your landlord in Rumford, Maine.
According to a law in Wisconin only one person may take a bath in a tub at one time.
A Virginia law forbids bathtubes in the house; tubs must be kept in the yard.
According to a Kentucky state law, every person must take a bath at least once a year.
But an old Boston law states that no one shall take more than one bath per week. (People in Boston must sure stink!)
Another Boston statute forbids a person to take a bath unless he has a written perscription from a medical doctor. (Bostons are weird)
And in Mohave Country, Arizona, a decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up. (All stealers must sure be clean)
A person may not persuade another to kill a frog for him in West Virginia.
Also frogs are prohibited from croaking after 11 P.M in Memphis.
It is against the law to gargle in public in Louisiana.
It is against the law to make faces at dogs in Normal, Illinois.
Only babies are allowed to ride in baby carriages in Roderfield, West Virginia.
Jackson, Mississippi, orders that if you want to burn down your house you must first remove the top.
It is the state law in New Jersey that any person who practices witchcraft or sorcery to discovery lost or stolen goods may be taken to court and found guilty of a misdemeanor!
Kirkland, Illinois, law forbids bees to fly over the village or through any of its streets.
In Topeka, Kansas, it is illegal to annoy squirels.
To lay a hose on the lawn or to use a sprinkler for watering your lawn is unlawful in Staten Island, New York.
Iowa state law makes it illegal to have a rotten egg in your possession.
Holyoke, Massachusettes, makes it unlawful to water your lawn when it it raining.
It is against the law for pigeons to fly over Bayonne, New Jersey, unless they are licensed.
Philadephia says you can't operate an automible on the streets unless it has been inspected-by the Bureau of Boiler Inspection.
In Virginia, it is illegal to handle snakes in church.
In Oak Park, Illinois, ordinance forbids frying more than a hundred doughnuts in a single day. (Bummer for Duncan Doughnuts)
If you meet a man in North Dakota who is wanted for a felony, and he refuses to accompany you to the police station, you are legally entitled to shoot him!
In Hammond, Indiana, any person who stands still and looks lazy is a loiterer.
Clinton County, Ohio, calls for a fine for anyone caught leaning against a public building.
Women in Joliet, Illinois, can be jailed for trying on more than six dresses in one store.
In Garden City, Kansas, the law says you can't drink from the public drinking fountains. (Why the hell have public drinking fountians than?)
It is against the law for a person to insert pennies in the ear. (What about nickles, dimes, and quarters?)
In Central Falls, Rhode Island, it illegal to pour pickle juice on the car tracks.
In Phoenix, Arizona, cowboys cannot walk through hotel lobbies wearing spurs.
Portland Oregon, makes it against the law to parade up and down the street with a "For Sale Sign".
Lions may not be taken to the theather in Maryland.
SOURCE: the book "Crazy Laws" by Dick Hyman (get it, it's pretty funny)